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ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
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PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #409
Occurred: 10 Jan 2007
Submitted: 10 Jan 2007, 1:08 PM
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Rating: 3.042/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:04:21): Bah, I hate having a job.
CieloAzor (12:04:28): But more than that, I hate applying for a job!
COME as u r337 (12:04:30): You don't even have it yet!
CieloAzor (12:05:58): I'll probably play poker more if I get a job.
CieloAzor (12:06:06): So I can get rich enough to quit it. :-)
COME as u r337 (12:06:10): and you'll gamble more
COME as u r337 (12:06:12): and end up losing
COME as u r337 (12:06:15): and need the job
COME as u r337 (12:06:34): then get fired for putting bets on how fast you can clean toilets at work
COME as u r337 (12:06:52): then get kicked out of the house for betting your mom you can beat her at a GNC
COME as u r337 (12:07:09): then bet away all your clothes on a game of dice out on the streets
COME as u r337 (12:07:18): and live naked under a bridge for the rest of your life
COME as u r337 (12:07:26): until you bet your spot away to some homeless guy
CieloAzor (12:08:03): I find this all ridiculously unlikely!
COME as u r337 (12:08:09): Wanna bet on it?
CieloAzor (12:08:13): You're on!
ID #275
Occurred: 3 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo1337 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo1337 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo1337 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo1337 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo1337 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo1337 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo1337 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo1337 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo1337 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo1337 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo1337 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo1337 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo1337 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo1337 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo1337 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
ID #222
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.
ID #282
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.032/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:32:00 PM): have any of you guys beat earthbound?
Im Ngamer (11:32:20 PM): sorry Woll, I won't support your piracy
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:29 PM): it's only piracy if you get caught jon
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:34 PM): and i don't typically get caught
Regular Civilian (11:33:12 PM): I shall agree with Woll again
Im Ngamer (11:33:15 PM): I see how it is
Im Ngamer (11:33:20 PM): *dials Nintendo*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:31 PM): *answers phone*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:42 PM): i downloaded their company
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:45 PM): sorry
ID #344
Occurred: 5 Jun 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:39:45 PM): sad news, Elite!
Im Ngamer (1:39:53 PM): the PS3 is broken and crappy!
Im Ngamer (1:39:56 PM): source: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=32171
Im Ngamer (1:42:27 PM): To make matters worse, you have an arrogant set of execs telling us that twice the price is worth it for half the power, a year late.
CieloAzor (1:43:07 PM): A "steak in the heart"?
Regular Civilian (1:44:07 PM): Isn't that how you kill vegetarian vampires?
ID #495
Occurred: 28 Dec 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (19 votes)
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[23:46] GoldenJ007: Wondering if I should go shovel out Lambeau Field tomorrow
[23:46] GoldenJ007: $8/hr
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Gotta be there at 8 AM though bah
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Jon you should drive up here and shovel lambeau, make some money, and borrow me MKWii
[00:08] NgamerAtWork: nay, I like the idea of you getting Kart at the theater more
[00:08] GoldenJ007: I don't!
[00:09] NgamerAtWork: too bad, we have a date!
[00:10] BluelineGoddess: who's buying the popcorn?
[00:11] GoldenJ007: Obv Jon
[00:13] NgamerAtWork: well I'll get some if Jim wants, but I'll get it for free
[00:16] BluelineGoddess: we should take bets on who does the yawn-stretch thing first
[00:17] wheatrich: man even I can't keep the frown through dayle's comments
[00:17] BluelineGoddess: sorry for ruining your bad mood, wheatie
[00:18] wheatrich: I know I hate you for it
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
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*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #565
Occurred: 9 Dec 2012
Submitted: 9 Dec 2012, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (10 votes)
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(22:45:22) Infil1212: i enjoy VA each year but feel like this past year (meeting glen and playing SF) was the one big thing i wanted to get out of VA that i hadn't
(22:46:02) Infil1212: so attending this coming year would be nice but it doesn't feel like a priority, i guess
(22:46:14) wheatrich: but you could meet alec!
(22:47:40) DrInvertigone: I just want to go. No matter what we do.
(22:47:54) Infil1212: what if you're the only person who goes, alec
(22:48:23) DrInvertigone: I guess I win the Kart and GE Championships by default?
(22:48:50) wheatrich: wait a second alec, you still have to beat the CPUs in kart
ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
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