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ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #508
Occurred: 21 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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(11:01:40 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:40 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:41 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:42 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:01:45 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:45 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:46 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:46 PM): FAG
PYLemire (11:01:47 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:48 PM): FAG
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Regular Mg (11:01:52 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:52 PM): FAG
holycatholique (11:01:52 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:52 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:01:56 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:57 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:02:04 PM): ?
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holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): oh my
ID #544
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:27 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (14 votes)
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: loool
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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HistoricToast: lolol
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
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Rshepherd1000: ~Q~
ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (7 votes)
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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJimbo007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJimbo007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJimbo007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJimbo007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJimbo007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJimbo007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJimbo007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJimbo007: LOL
ID #512
Occurred: 4 Aug 2009
Submitted: 5 Aug 2009, 1:00 AM
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Rating: 3.556/4 (18 votes)
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(in the middle of a KotH that Alec thinks he knows but has scored 0 points for)
Im Ngamer (11:23:32 PM): #8.
Im Ngamer (11:23:52 PM): Rank These Quarterbacks by Highest TD to Interception Ratio, Lifetime
Im Ngamer (11:23:56 PM): A. Bart Starr
Im Ngamer (11:24:00 PM): B. John Elway
Im Ngamer (11:24:06 PM): C. Brett Favre
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:14 PM): Easy as pie
Im Ngamer (11:24:36 PM): 10 seconds!
AlecBoy006 (11:24:38 PM): I know who is lowest
COME as u r337 (11:24:41 PM): Jimbo has said every one of these is easy
COME as u r337 (11:24:43 PM): and he has 0 points
SupaOdin (11:24:49 PM): lol come
Im Ngamer (11:24:58 PM): TIME!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:58 PM): Favre is highest, Starr is lowest, based on logic, Elway is in the middle!
Thiradell (11:25:05 PM): How is Favre highest?
Im Ngamer (11:25:06 PM): correct answer is...
Im Ngamer (11:25:10 PM): Brett Favre (.599, 464-310) > John Elway (.570, 300-226) > Bart Starr (.524, 152-138)
AlecBoy006 (11:25:14 PM): SCORE!
Redsrule3500 (11:25:27 PM): YAY!
AlecBoy006 (11:25:38 PM): It's easy to have Bart Starr as the lowest when he has never thrown 20 touchdowns in a season
Im Ngamer (11:25:56 PM): Mgay, Jim, Reds score points!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:02 PM): Alec didn't?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:03 PM): heh
Thiradell (11:26:07 PM): And Corey?
AlecBoy006 (11:26:08 PM): WAIT
AlecBoy006 (11:26:21 PM): I have been sending to THIRADELL INSTEAD OF NGAMER ALL THIS TIME???
AlecBoy006 (11:26:22 PM): OMG!!!!!!
Thiradell (11:26:27 PM): looool
SupaOdin (11:26:27 PM): n00b
Regular Mg (11:26:30 PM): ahahahaha
Thiradell (11:26:34 PM): I thought you were telling me your guesses for fun!
AlecBoy006 (11:26:34 PM): I HAD THAT ONE
COME as u r337 (11:26:34 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:35 PM): lol...
ID #506
Occurred: 28 Jun 2009
Submitted: 30 Jun 2009, 2:48 AM
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Rating: 3.550/4 (20 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (2:17:32 AM): Titanic = Infil's penis
GoldenJimbo007 (2:17:55 AM): A lot of similarities
SupaOdin (2:17:55 AM): jimbo is obsessed with it?
Regular Mg (2:18:04 AM): they made a movie about it?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:18:14 AM): it's been sitting idle in a deep dark place for years?
Infil12 (2:18:34 AM): it ran into an iceberg and broke in half?
CieloAzor (2:19:00 AM): lots of people rode on it?
CieloAzor (2:19:03 AM): both men and women?
Infil12 (2:19:09 AM): and children
SupaOdin (2:19:15 AM): oh my
GoldenJimbo007 (2:19:15 AM): and 6 dogs!
GoldenJimbo007 (2:19:27 AM): Three of which survived!
Im Ngamer (2:19:35 AM): there weren't enough rubbers to go around, so only the women and children got them?
Infil12 (2:19:47 AM): the captain went down on the ship?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:20:32 AM): Distress calls were heard and the nearest rescue was hours away?
Infil12 (2:20:35 AM): jim would pay good money to see it?
CieloAzor (2:20:42 AM): thousands of men and women rode it and they all went down on it?
Regular Mg (2:20:56 AM): not all of them
Regular Mg (2:21:08 AM): there were some survivors
GoldenJimbo007 (2:21:17 AM): All of whom are dead now
Im Ngamer (2:24:30 AM): it takes a $500,000 robot to get a piece of the action these days?
CieloAzor (2:24:31 AM): the poopdeck was the last place to get filled?
CieloAzor (2:27:03 AM): it had a memorable cameo in Ghostbusters II?
Infil12 (2:27:56 AM): millions of people paid $10 to spend 3 hours with it?
Infil12 (2:28:18 AM): kate winslet went topless on it?
CieloAzor (2:29:48 AM): it would take a crew of hundreds and a billion dollar budget just to lift it?
Infil12 (2:30:08 AM): it's been submerged in fluids for decades?
Infil12 (2:30:37 AM): its maiden voyage was also its last?
CieloAzor (2:30:48 AM): crabs live on it?
CieloAzor (2:31:56 AM): it's been out of use for so long that it's turning to dust?
Infil12 (2:33:58 AM): people who stowed away on it wished they hadn't?
Infil12 (2:35:46 AM): people spent four days on it before the first sign of trouble?
Infil12 (2:36:30 AM): it spent most of its life erect?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:37:40 AM): It was powered by a triple-screw system?
Infil12 (2:37:59 AM): it was doing fine until it took on a little water?
Regular Mg (2:38:05 AM): It had a capacity of over 1,000 people?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:38:44 AM): It couldn't support itself long when standing at a high angle?
Infil12 (2:39:50 AM): people think they're flying when they ride on the tip of it?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:40:14 AM): It has a popular simulation video made around its maiden voyage?
Infil12 (2:41:34 AM): it was considered indestructible until it ran into something else hard?
Regular Mg (2:42:27 AM): People have spent the past half hour commenting on it in an AIM chatroom?
ID #560
Occurred: 4 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.546/4 (11 votes)
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*after Bcks is eliminated from the Summer Contest*
Regular Mg (11:19:39 PM): Someone: Fast Death Rankings
Regular Mg (11:19:42 PM): wat
wheatrich (11:19:47 PM): I didn't get that either
Im Ngamer (11:21:25 PM): in the era when everyone was creating GE Rocket League and all that, Bcks started a competition to see who could die the fastest on each level
wheatrich (11:21:58 PM): hitler wants strategies on quick deaths
wheatrich (11:22:00 PM): surprise surprise
ID #567
Occurred: 16 Dec 2012
Submitted: 16 Dec 2012, 10:01 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (10 votes)
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(21:38:26) DrInvertigone: What's going on with the game? I am taping Ashley and JP's wedding in my room.
(21:38:40) GoldenJimbo007: You really just admitted that huh
(21:38:46) GoldenJimbo007: 49ers 14, Patriots 3
(21:39:16) wheatrich: alec showing us his feminine side
(21:39:38) DrInvertigone: I don't do reality TV except I just like The Bachelor for some reason.
(21:41:03) Infil1212: who the HECK is ashley and JP?
(21:41:21) DrInvertigone: It was the Bachelorette. Season 7.
(21:42:33) DrInvertigone: I would love to have my own season as The Bachelor.
(21:42:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:43:05) CieloAzor: I have a feeling America would love it as well
(21:44:33) DrInvertigone: I have many dates planned in mind if I was the Bachelor.
(21:45:02) Infil1212: french revolution-themed?
(21:46:02) Thiradell: like what, Al?
(21:46:13) DrInvertigone: Well. I want to go to San Antonio to visit the LBJ Library and his grave. I want to go to both the Baseball and Football Hall of Fame. I want to go to a taping of Jeopardy and once I am down to my final 6, I want to do a game of Mastermind with them. 2 minutes of their specialist subject, 2 and a half minutes to test their general knowledge.
(21:46:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:56) Infil1212: post of the year
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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(19:20:52) GoldenJimbo007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJimbo007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
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