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* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo1337 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo1337 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo1337 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo1337 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo1337 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo1337 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo1337 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait

(21:38:26) DrInvertigone: What's going on with the game? I am taping Ashley and JP's wedding in my room.
(21:38:40) GoldenJ007: You really just admitted that huh
(21:38:46) GoldenJ007: 49ers 14, Patriots 3
(21:39:16) wheatrich: alec showing us his feminine side
(21:39:38) DrInvertigone: I don't do reality TV except I just like The Bachelor for some reason.
(21:41:03) Infil1212: who the HECK is ashley and JP?
(21:41:21) DrInvertigone: It was the Bachelorette. Season 7.
(21:42:33) DrInvertigone: I would love to have my own season as The Bachelor.
(21:42:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:43:05) CieloAzor: I have a feeling America would love it as well
(21:44:33) DrInvertigone: I have many dates planned in mind if I was the Bachelor.
(21:45:02) Infil1212: french revolution-themed?
(21:46:02) Thiradell: like what, Al?
(21:46:13) DrInvertigone: Well. I want to go to San Antonio to visit the LBJ Library and his grave. I want to go to both the Baseball and Football Hall of Fame. I want to go to a taping of Jeopardy and once I am down to my final 6, I want to do a game of Mastermind with them. 2 minutes of their specialist subject, 2 and a half minutes to test their general knowledge.
(21:46:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:56) Infil1212: post of the year

SupaOdin (11:17:27 PM): i saw a piecost yesterday
Ngameratwork (11:20:16 PM): what's a piecost?
SupaOdin (11:20:23 PM): around $3
SupaOdin (11:20:25 PM): :-D
Ngameratwork (11:20:27 PM): NOOOOOO
CieloAzor (11:20:27 PM): lol
CieloAzor (11:20:29 PM): owned

*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJ007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJ007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJ007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJ007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJ007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat

(19:37:07) GoldenJ007: Had another little interesting driving story on the way to work today I'm sure chatters will find entertaining
(19:49:04) GoldenJ007: So every morning when I go to work for 7:00 AM, I encounter a ton of buses, and it gets super irritating
(19:49:12) GoldenJ007: They stop all the time, they drive super slow, etc
(19:49:25) GoldenJ007: So this morning I got stopped behind a bus TWICE, nearly putting me late for work
(19:49:39) GoldenJ007: I thought I had it cleared when it turned right, but nope, one up the road was another bus coming right at me with a group of kids waiting about a block ahead
(19:49:50) GoldenJo007: I race to beat the bus past its "red light, stop sign" point, but to no avail, I'm way short
(19:50:07) GoldenJ007: I eventually said f this, and gunned it past the bus
(19:50:20) GoldenJ007: Bus driver lays on the horn, I flip him off (first instinct), and race off to work
(19:50:30) GoldenJ007: Guess I'll keep my eyes open for a ticket
(19:52:58) ngonhislaptop: you do realize when you try to bird a bus driver you're ACTUALLY birding 25 eight year olds right?

(20:20:33) isthatagoodt: lol you're getting a ticket
(20:20:35) isthatagoodt: have fun being fucked
(20:20:49) isthatagoodt: bus drivers have basically a 100% rate at getting you, i'd know
(20:20:50) GoldenJ007: I'll dispute it
(20:21:31) isthatagoodt: nah there's no disputing it either
(20:22:07) isthatagoodt: i hear about these all the time
(20:23:03) isthatagoodt: my dad is the transportation director for a school so he deals with it several times per year
(20:23:46) isthatagoodt: iowa recently upped the penalties for this too, fine up to $675 and possible jail time for passing a bus with the stop sign out
(20:24:11) isthatagoodt: after a 7 year old girl 1 town over got demolished by a dude in a pickup going 50mph
(20:24:30) COME as u r337: but did the dude flip the driver the bird as he went flying by?
(20:26:36) GoldenJ007: If it's some outrageous ticket I'll prob just ignore it conveniently
(20:26:56) ngonhislaptop: another flawless Jimbo strat, cool cool

(20:31:01) isthatagoodt: you said you were behind the bus
(20:31:27) GoldenJ007: no no I was pissed because I was behind 2 buses already
(20:31:36) GoldenJ007: When that bus turned right, I was in the clear
(20:31:42) GoldenJ007: Except for one in the distance (coming toward me)
(20:31:50) isthatagoodt: oh, then what were you speeding for you idiot
(20:32:12) isthatagoodt: you could have killed a kid for no reason
(20:32:23) COME as u r337: jim i can hear the swat team choppers above your trailer now
(20:34:35) GoldenJ007: Yeah it's always to awful with buses when I work at 7
(20:34:51) COME as u r337: leave 3 minutes earlier?
(20:35:09) GoldenJ007: Would have to be like 7 mins earlier or so
GoldenJ007 has left the room

(22:07:25) Infilament: jim driving story is insane
(22:07:51) Infilament: who guns it past a stopped bus driver because they're upset, then flips the bus driver off lol
(22:08:48) Infilament: the entitlement is insane to me
(22:09:07) ngonhislaptop: he had no choice, it was either risk the lives of children the world over, or wake up 5 minutes earlier

(19:20:52) GoldenJ007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJ007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.

Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!

AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face

RedBullPD (13:11:28): watch'd
RedBullPD (13:11:33): time to celebrate with 24 etc etc
RedBullPD (13:11:36): din mor last night
RedBullPD (13:11:44): there, you can stay idle for 5 hours now jim
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:05): I'm soooooooooo drunk
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:10): there, you can stay idle for 50 years

(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"