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ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
ID #400
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:43 PM
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Rating: 1.708/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:34:31 AM): is thevectorman.net down forever?
Neo1337 (12:46:18 AM): Yes.
Neo1337 (12:46:25 AM): Vec gave him time to save everything.
Neo1337 (12:46:29 AM): He's just waiting for somewhere to put it.
Neo1337 (12:47:02 AM): I'll be checking out some other options, but the most likely scenario will involve moving to thengamer.com.
Im Ngamer (12:47:47 AM): sounds like this "ngamer" fellow has a chance to be a hero!
Neo1337 (12:47:53 AM): More like, an hero.
Im Ngamer (12:48:43 AM): I'll put an ero through your head if you're not careful!
ID #568
Occurred: 3 Jan 2013
Submitted: 3 Jan 2013, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 1.700/4 (10 votes)
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(18:41:38) DrInvertigone: I've had dreams with other eliters I've never met. I have had a couple with Jim.
(18:48:46) DrInvertigone: I'll never forget the time when I got 20 seconds on Runway Agent.
(18:48:51) DrInvertigone: Setting an untied.
(18:48:55) DrInvertigone: This was back in 2006.
(18:49:31) HistoricToast: you'll never forget a dream you had about something that isn't possible in a game that doesn't matter...
ID #290
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (26 votes)
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Mr Koopa (12:13:06 PM): Haha, dude
Mr Koopa (12:13:14 PM): I always thought Wouter was like his actual name
Im Ngamer (12:39:24 PM): well the issue is whether the Swedish urban slang was named after him, or the other way around
Im Ngamer (12:39:32 PM): kind of a, what came first, the chicken or the egg
Mr Koopa (12:40:13 PM): Ahh. 'cause if that's his actual name, you guys totally should not have to listen to them. I mean, it's his NAME, you can't copyright somebody else's name
Im Ngamer (12:44:11 PM): hm, I'm not sure about that... would I be allowed to hold on to georgebush.com if that were my real name?
Im Ngamer (12:44:25 PM): or would they find some way to force me out
Mr Koopa (12:45:38 PM): Well, that's a bit different. By taking that website, you prevent anyone else from using that name
Im Ngamer (12:46:14 PM): but if it's just search results, you don't think they have a leg to stand on?
Mr Koopa (12:46:30 PM): But they're still free to have wouterjansen.com as their website. They don't have a toe to stand on
Mr Koopa (12:47:04 PM): I mean, it's not like people can't actually access their site because of yours
Im Ngamer (12:47:22 PM): well that's one way to see it... if they're that concerned, I guess they could pay to be a google paid sponsor
Im Ngamer (12:47:33 PM): so they're the first result when that search is made
Mr Koopa (12:47:37 PM): Yeah, or actually have a site worth linking to
Mr Koopa (12:47:49 PM): So that it shows up higher on the list
Mr Koopa (12:49:11 PM): Especially if your site's been around longer than theirs. If it has, then it's proof that you weren't doing it just to sabotage their site, they should have known better
Im Ngamer (12:50:14 PM): ok... I wish Clark's lawyer would have explained it this way
Mr Koopa (12:51:23 PM): Heh, law? I don't know anything about law. What I know is damn common sense :P
Im Ngamer (12:53:45 PM): alright... we'll keep this in mind as we move ahead
ID #408
Occurred: 6 Jan 2007
Submitted: 5 Jan 2007, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (26 votes)
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GoldenGreg007: FUCKING DAMN IT
GoldenGreg007: I DIDN'T FUC KING
GoldenGreg007: ADFGAEIJJT IT
GoldenGreg007: HIUGH
GoldenGreg007: I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
GoldenGreg007: YES I GOT ONE
GoldenGreg007: OMFG
GoldenGreg007: I GOT ONE
GoldenGreg007: that was so damn hard
GoldenGreg007: i got another continue
Stickmansam 1024: oh right
Stickmansam 1024: still talking about Sonic The Hedgehog here
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (13 votes)
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Jimbo tries (and fails) to break up with his girlfriend of six months

(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJ007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJ007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #123
Occurred: Jul 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (9:25:30 PM): Fixed my quota yet?
Im Ngamer (9:26:41 PM): I'll fix your WAGON if you're not careful!
YourElitenessPD (9:28:54 PM): I don't have a wagon in my garage!
ID #183
Occurred: Sep 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.680/4 (25 votes)
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The Illu: the whole worlds a stage and we're merely players right?
JamesBond315xxx: The Matrix!
JamesBond315xxx: So what, the world is stage one, what's stage two?
The Illu: the whole world's a stage and we're merely players?
JamesBond315xxx: Wow, a lot of people are stuck on level one
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