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ID #157
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.679/4 (28 votes)
YourElitenessPD (5:23:08 PM): Yeah, but the question is
YourElitenessPD (5:23:13 PM): Is he eligible to vote?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:33 PM): is he over 18 and American?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:39 PM): otherwise I doubt it
COME as u r337 (5:23:42 PM): and NOT a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:47 PM): oh wait yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:53 PM): ask him if he is a terrorist
COME as u r337 (5:24:00 PM): Have you never not been a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:01 PM): if he is, he totally can't vote
COME as u r337 (5:24:12 PM): That should be a question on all US government tests.
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:28 PM): If I asked you if you weren't not not a terrorist, wouldn't you not answer "no"?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:54 PM): That's the genius of universal ID cards
Stickmansam 1024 (5:25:12 PM): all the terrorists will have "terrorist" on their ID cards - so nobody will sell them any bombs!
ID #12
Occurred: May 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (33 votes)
CyarcX (4:02:20 PM): your mistakes so far are
CyarcX (4:02:27 PM): Ghaleon
CyarcX (4:02:33 PM): Luca
CyarcX (4:02:41 PM): CATS
CyarcX (4:02:43 PM): Sin
CyarcX (4:02:48 PM): Ridley
CyarcX (4:02:56 PM): and now Ocelot
CyarcX (4:05:52 PM): wait, sorry QB
CyarcX (4:05:57 PM): you also missed
CyarcX (4:05:59 PM): Andross
CieloAzor (4:06:02 PM): fuck you.
CyarcX (4:06:51 PM): sorry, I can only keep track of as many losses as I have fingers - you're starting to push my limits
CieloAzor (4:07:22 PM): *face reddens and shakes*
CieloAzor (4:08:13 PM): I'm about to explode with mock anger.
ID #202
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (27 votes)
Im Ngamer (3:12:43 PM): everyone is competing in the No Film-Off, kats
Im Ngamer (3:13:35 PM): all you do is start here: http://imdb.com/chart/top
Im Ngamer (3:13:40 PM): and then, of the Top 250
Im Ngamer (3:13:46 PM): count how many you have seen
katslover42 (3:22:42 PM): 56
katslover42 (3:23:02 PM): Might have been 57, because when glancing I noticed Sideways, but don't remember seeing it when counting down
Im Ngamer (3:23:19 PM): maybe if you tilted your head?
ID #238
Occurred: Nov 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (30 votes)
GoldenGreg007 wants to directly connect (1:21:17 AM).
GoldenGreg007 is now directly connected (1:21:18 AM).
GoldenGreg007 (1:21:38 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/gaydotcom1.jpg
GoldenGreg007 (1:21:45 AM): right under the elite banner
GoldenGreg007 (1:22:00 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/gaydotcom2.jpg
GoldenGreg007 (1:23:30 AM): gay.com, jon
GoldenGreg007 (1:23:32 AM): gay.com
Im Ngamer (1:24:22 AM): and that second picture? must be been one of first profiles you saw at the site, eh?
Im Ngamer (1:24:31 AM): the "it worked for us!" picture
ID #499
Occurred: 12 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 1.650/4 (20 votes)
11:26:14 PM *** CieloAzor has joined the chat.
11:26:54 PM SupaOdin: well look what the cat dragged in
11:27:00 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Haha it's Queer Blazer
11:27:50 PM CieloAzor: my blazer is quite stylish, thank you very much
11:28:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: If you are wearing a blazer right now
11:28:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Put on a pair of mittens
11:28:40 PM dkk5: It's not a jacket, it's a duster
11:28:46 PM IsThatAGoodThing: (Then you'll be wearing the same outfit as me!)
11:28:57 PM CieloAzor: what an odd pairing
11:29:20 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Yeah, I am willing to bet it has NEVER been done in the history of The-Elite
11:29:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Two people sitting at their computer wearing a blazer and mittens
11:29:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: And typing back and forth
11:29:35 PM CieloAzor: lol
11:29:58 PM CieloAzor: I'm not sure I own mittens
ID #95
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.645/4 (31 votes)
COME as u r337: WS flap 11668
katslover42: Keep flapping, and maybe you'll fly.
ID #241
Occurred: Sep 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.633/4 (30 votes)
(02:18:19) COME as u r337: I watch porn for the articles.
ID #359
Occurred: 28 May 2006
Submitted: 23 Jun 2006, 1:23 AM
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Rating: 1.630/4 (27 votes)
COME as u r337: I've already played SMB to my full potential!
Im Ngamer: I'll use my BED to full potential if you're not careful!
Blueline Goddess: you don't have a girlfriend.
Blueline Goddess: ...or a boyfriend, should he swing that way.
COME as u r337: Well, only when he visits Boss
COME as u r337: but then it's not HIS bed.
Blueline Goddess: indeed.
ID #517
Occurred: 13 Sep 2009
Submitted: 10 Jan 2010, 2:31 AM
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Rating: 1.625/4 (16 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:17 PM): Scott
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:23 PM): can you please send me a rest tent and/or a well?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:30 PM): preferably both
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:33 PM): I need to own 2 building
isthatagoodt (4:19:46 PM): No thanks
isthatagoodt (4:19:50 PM): Just buy your own imo
isthatagoodt (4:19:59 PM): But you shouldn't even be worrying about that right now
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): DUDE JUST SEND ME ONE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): FUCK
isthatagoodt (4:20:02 PM): Until you're well on your feet
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:04 PM): DUDE
isthatagoodt (4:20:07 PM): You should be following what I told you
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:07 PM): I NEED A RIBBON
isthatagoodt (4:20:10 PM): And maximizing profits
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:12 PM): FOR OWNING 2 BUILDINDS
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:14 PM): YES IM DOING THAT
isthatagoodt (4:20:16 PM): Instead of dicking around with ribbons right now
isthatagoodt (4:20:22 PM): No, you're focused way too much on ribbons
isthatagoodt (4:20:32 PM): You can mess around with that shit once you have a 20x20 farm
isthatagoodt (4:20:39 PM): They'll be much easier then
isthatagoodt (4:20:47 PM): Want 50 tents then? You have enough cash to do it
isthatagoodt (4:20:55 PM): Want 250 hay bales? 5 mins ure done
isthatagoodt (4:21:01 PM): But when you're still starting
isthatagoodt (4:21:04 PM): It's pointless
isthatagoodt (4:21:10 PM): Going after those ribbons now is counterproductive
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:30 PM): FUCK YOU SCOTT
isthatagoodt (4:22:14 PM): Beg all you want, I'm not sending you anything
isthatagoodt (4:22:22 PM): Mainly because I've used all my requests with that application for the day
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:30 PM): you're a fucking homosexual
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:37 PM): you will NEVER INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO A VAGINA
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:45 PM): maybe if you send me a REST TENT on FARMVILLE I CAN HELP YOU
rshepherd1000 (4:22:59 PM): this argument is hilarious on about 20 different levels
isthatagoodt (4:23:03 PM): I won't?
isthatagoodt (4:23:09 PM): Last I checked I was the one with a girlfriend
isthatagoodt (4:23:18 PM): And you were the one wearing around kiddie band T-shirts to high schools
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:18 PM): because I gave you all the advice you used
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:37 PM): you know you only have Sophia because of the things I told you to do
isthatagoodt (4:23:47 PM): Opposite
isthatagoodt (4:23:55 PM): I only have her because I did the OPPOSITE of what you told me to do
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:07 PM): fine, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't have her
Infil12 (4:24:31 PM): goose is asking if it's okay for him to spend a night or two with her every month
Infil12 (4:24:35 PM): help a brotha out
isthatagoodt (4:24:43 PM): Lol
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:45 PM): no I don't want Sophia
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:48 PM): I WANT A REST TENT
rshepherd1000 (4:24:58 PM): ~Q~
ID #233
Occurred: Nov 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.613/4 (31 votes)
COME as u r337 (20:59:01): Anakin.. you're breaking my heart.
Blueline Goddess (20:59:52): Anakin is frickin' dumb to break up with Natalie Portman.
Blueline Goddess (20:59:56): I'd do her.
COME as u r337 (21:00:02): Yeah..
COME as u r337 (21:00:09): He needs a t-shirt
COME as u r337 (21:00:21): "I broke up with Natalie Portman and all I got was this silly suit"
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