Top Rated Quotes
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 3:16 PM
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 3:16 PM
AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
ID #277
Occurred: 18 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: 18 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
CieloAzor (6:03:38 PM): Dang that Fallens kid.
CieloAzor (6:04:01 PM): I was about to show him a highly detailed map of the PDZ's Jungle huts.
CieloAzor (6:04:04 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/keithed/pdzjunglehuts.jpg
Neo1337 (6:05:29 PM): MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING, etc.
BadassFal (6:08:19 PM): very detailed
BadassFal (6:08:24 PM): thats for the village?
CieloAzor (6:08:31 PM): Yeah, it should come in handy!
Im Ngamer (6:10:18 PM): I wonder if Neo knows where to find the poo on Facility
Blueline Goddess (6:10:26 PM): in the toilet?
Blueline Goddess (6:10:28 PM): with the water?
CieloAzor (6:10:47 PM): There's some in the petrol in the plane maybe!
CieloAzor (6:10:55 PM): Little poo2O in there
Blueline Goddess (6:11:52 PM): sounds like C3PO's crappy cousin
CieloAzor (6:12:10 PM): There could be poo everywhere!
Im Ngamer (6:12:25 PM): human beings are 15% poo!
COME as u r337 (6:12:46 PM): You guys are so disrespectful.
COME as u r337 (6:12:52 PM): There is no poo in Australia.
COME as u r337 (6:13:05 PM): Well, there is, but it shows up 8 years later than in the rest of the world.
Im Ngamer (6:13:23 PM): there's poo in Australia
Im Ngamer (6:13:27 PM): it just spins the other direction
CieloAzor (6:04:01 PM): I was about to show him a highly detailed map of the PDZ's Jungle huts.
CieloAzor (6:04:04 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/keithed/pdzjunglehuts.jpg
Neo1337 (6:05:29 PM): MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING, etc.
BadassFal (6:08:19 PM): very detailed
BadassFal (6:08:24 PM): thats for the village?
CieloAzor (6:08:31 PM): Yeah, it should come in handy!
Im Ngamer (6:10:18 PM): I wonder if Neo knows where to find the poo on Facility
Blueline Goddess (6:10:26 PM): in the toilet?
Blueline Goddess (6:10:28 PM): with the water?
CieloAzor (6:10:47 PM): There's some in the petrol in the plane maybe!
CieloAzor (6:10:55 PM): Little poo2O in there
Blueline Goddess (6:11:52 PM): sounds like C3PO's crappy cousin
CieloAzor (6:12:10 PM): There could be poo everywhere!
Im Ngamer (6:12:25 PM): human beings are 15% poo!
COME as u r337 (6:12:46 PM): You guys are so disrespectful.
COME as u r337 (6:12:52 PM): There is no poo in Australia.
COME as u r337 (6:13:05 PM): Well, there is, but it shows up 8 years later than in the rest of the world.
Im Ngamer (6:13:23 PM): there's poo in Australia
Im Ngamer (6:13:27 PM): it just spins the other direction
ID #153
Occurred: Jul 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: Jul 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
(18:09:51) Stickmansam 1024: How could I not be in the scopinfo contest?
(18:09:59) Stickmansam 1024: I played TS2 once, a long time ago
(18:10:05) Fabien "Wabs" Malavel: mostly astrolander ;-)
(18:10:03) Stickmansam 1024: OH MAN I SOLD TS2
(18:10:10) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I CAN NEVER PLAY ASTROLANDER AGAIN
(18:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(18:10:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: see Sam?
(18:10:23) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: told you you'd regret it
(18:10:25) Stickmansam 1024: THAT'S WHY I WAS KEEPING IT
(18:10:29) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I REMEMBER
(18:10:32) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: haha
(18:10:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: always comes back to bite you
(18:10:48) Stickmansam 1024: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurses
(18:11:16) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: quick, go buy it back for twice as much as you sold it for!
(18:11:20) Stickmansam 1024: hell no
(18:11:46) Stickmansam 1024: Mental note, never sell videogames ever again
(18:09:59) Stickmansam 1024: I played TS2 once, a long time ago
(18:10:05) Fabien "Wabs" Malavel: mostly astrolander ;-)
(18:10:03) Stickmansam 1024: OH MAN I SOLD TS2
(18:10:10) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I CAN NEVER PLAY ASTROLANDER AGAIN
(18:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(18:10:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: see Sam?
(18:10:23) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: told you you'd regret it
(18:10:25) Stickmansam 1024: THAT'S WHY I WAS KEEPING IT
(18:10:29) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I REMEMBER
(18:10:32) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: haha
(18:10:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: always comes back to bite you
(18:10:48) Stickmansam 1024: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurses
(18:11:16) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: quick, go buy it back for twice as much as you sold it for!
(18:11:20) Stickmansam 1024: hell no
(18:11:46) Stickmansam 1024: Mental note, never sell videogames ever again
ID #564
Occurred: 18 Aug 2012
Submitted: 19 Aug 2012, 5:35 AM
Occurred: 18 Aug 2012
Submitted: 19 Aug 2012, 5:35 AM
(18:54:13) HistoricToast: wish i had an emoticon
(18:54:47) DrInvertigone: They're called emoticons? For some reason I thought all these years they were known as "emoctions"
(18:54:55) HistoricToast: so you're an idiot
(18:55:04) TopRogue7: loool
(18:55:23) TopRogue7: i don't have enough faces to palm
(18:55:47) wheatrich: it brought a smile to my face, it's alec's best ever joke
(18:56:16) TopRogue7: would you say it brought a :) to your face?
(18:54:47) DrInvertigone: They're called emoticons? For some reason I thought all these years they were known as "emoctions"
(18:54:55) HistoricToast: so you're an idiot
(18:55:04) TopRogue7: loool
(18:55:23) TopRogue7: i don't have enough faces to palm
(18:55:47) wheatrich: it brought a smile to my face, it's alec's best ever joke
(18:56:16) TopRogue7: would you say it brought a :) to your face?
ID #446
Occurred: 23 Sep 2007
Submitted: 23 Sep 2007, 4:55 AM
Occurred: 23 Sep 2007
Submitted: 23 Sep 2007, 4:55 AM
*Goose backstabs Ngamer in the Game Theory KotH*
NgamerAtWork (2:22:37 PM): I can't believe he lied to my face!
Neo1337 (2:22:45 PM): Oh shut the fuck up Jon,
Neo1337 (2:22:48 PM): You're the worst of anyone here
vectorman0 (2:22:56 PM): I agree neo
DKK5 (2:23:05 PM): Ngamer's beard does the lying!
RyanWhiteGoose (2:23:54 PM): Jon is lying about being in disbelief about lying
NgamerAtWork (2:22:37 PM): I can't believe he lied to my face!
Neo1337 (2:22:45 PM): Oh shut the fuck up Jon,
Neo1337 (2:22:48 PM): You're the worst of anyone here
vectorman0 (2:22:56 PM): I agree neo
DKK5 (2:23:05 PM): Ngamer's beard does the lying!
RyanWhiteGoose (2:23:54 PM): Jon is lying about being in disbelief about lying
ID #47
Occurred: 26 Dec 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: 26 Dec 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Shade JF 666 (12:54:08 AM): I'll put Pavla on the site.
Neo1337 (12:54:52 AM): we had Pavla for dessert the other night
Neo1337 (12:55:00 AM): wait, my bad, that was Pavlova
Neo1337 (12:54:52 AM): we had Pavla for dessert the other night
Neo1337 (12:55:00 AM): wait, my bad, that was Pavlova
ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #141
Occurred: 2 Oct 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: 2 Oct 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
You're right on, Karl! Well, except for one thing. Marshmallow is a girl.
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic
ID #168
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM
(18:55:51) Stickmansam 1024: hit refresh and look at it now
(18:56:06) Wouter Jansen: I'll first read the first edition :-p
(18:57:17) Stickmansam 1024: but I've updated it and made it better now!
(18:57:25) Stickmansam 1024: you must surely have finished reading it by now
(18:58:02) Wouter Jansen: nah, I don't speedrun when I read
(18:56:06) Wouter Jansen: I'll first read the first edition :-p
(18:57:17) Stickmansam 1024: but I've updated it and made it better now!
(18:57:25) Stickmansam 1024: you must surely have finished reading it by now
(18:58:02) Wouter Jansen: nah, I don't speedrun when I read