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ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #141
Occurred: Apr 08 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.517/4 (29 votes)
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You're right on, Karl! Well, except for one thing. Marshmallow is a girl.
~ Jon Barber, old GameFAQs topic
ID #168
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (28 votes)
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(18:55:51) Stickmansam 1024: hit refresh and look at it now
(18:56:06) Wouter Jansen: I'll first read the first edition :-p
(18:57:17) Stickmansam 1024: but I've updated it and made it better now!
(18:57:25) Stickmansam 1024: you must surely have finished reading it by now
(18:58:02) Wouter Jansen: nah, I don't speedrun when I read
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (12 votes)
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Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #166
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.485/4 (33 votes)
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Its Ramzi (12:20:19 AM): do you have stairs in your house?
YourElitenessPD (12:20:25 AM): Nope
Its Ramzi (12:20:33 AM): goddammit man
YourElitenessPD (12:20:52 AM): I am familiar with staircases though, and am experienced in using them
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
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l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
ID #427
Occurred: 30 May 2007
Submitted: 30 May 2007, 10:00 AM
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Rating: 1.455/4 (22 votes)
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Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:29): vote in the contest!
COME as u r337 (09:52:34): noted
Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:41): notes are for n00bs
COME as u r337 (09:52:48): like you!
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:12): Funny you said, that. That's nearly exactly what Ngamer said yesterday when I tried to tell him the same thing.
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:20): You sure you're not the same person?
COME as u r337 (09:53:30): He has a smaller wang.
COME as u r337 (09:53:32): And is going bald.
COME as u r337 (09:53:38): Other than that we're about the same
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:48): and you weigh more. :P
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:58): Ooooooo snap!
COME as u r337 (09:54:35): only in the wang
ID #419
Occurred: 5 May 2005
Submitted: 2 Apr 2007, 12:43 PM
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Rating: 1.435/4 (23 votes)
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MexicanHitList: ... sorry about the mexico thing i was baked and misread a reply
Wiff: Since you're new, I'll forgive you this time. The Elite doesn't approve of druggies.
Tyler: WIWF is gay. The Elite approves of drugs. Stupid nerds don't. But don't get me wrong, Mexican, you're a bigger homo than WIWF. I think what I'm trying to say is I'm better than every one.
Andrew: Hey, like wow, you just pooled all of your charm, wit and intelligence into one post. And it didn't amount to much.
ID #280
Occurred: Feb 27 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.424/4 (33 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose: PD is for gay people
RyanWhiteGoose: PD stands for "people who are dGAY"
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