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ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
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BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
ID #439
Occurred: 13 Aug 2007
Submitted: 13 Aug 2007, 2:18 PM
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Rating: 3.400/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (19:08:12): and the speed of the 2nd lift opening is random?
GoldenJ007 (19:08:12): :-P
GoldenJ007 (19:08:20): Not random, but not set either.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:25): It's usually in a certain half of the shaft.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:29): (like min mor's tongue)
GoldenJ007 (19:08:31): Wait.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:32): FUCK.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:36): din mor*
Larkin375 (19:08:39): hahahah
Rshepherd1000 (19:09:04): ~Q~
Rshepherd1000 (19:11:52): someone link me to qdb
ShadowZeroPD (19:12:33): http://youreliteness.thengamer.com/qdb/ (lemonparty)
GoldenJ007 (19:13:57): God damnit why do I click SZ's links.
ID #405
Occurred: 14 Dec 2006
Submitted: 14 Dec 2006, 5:13 AM
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Rating: 3.370/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:22:59 AM): let's take an inkblot test!
Im Ngamer (2:23:12 AM): you have to type into Chat the first thing that comes into your mind for each one
Im Ngamer (2:23:22 AM): http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/rorschach.php
Im Ngamer (2:23:36 AM): I'll go first
Im Ngamer (2:23:45 AM): 1. Europe
Im Ngamer (2:24:04 AM): 2. two candles
Im Ngamer (2:24:16 AM): 3. dancing aliens
Im Ngamer (2:24:44 AM): 4. that fat pokemon that just sleeps all the time
Im Ngamer (2:25:00 AM): (you can knock him off the ledge on the Beach level in Snap)
Im Ngamer (2:25:16 AM): 5. a giant moth
Im Ngamer (2:25:35 AM): 6. a crown
Im Ngamer (2:26:07 AM): 7. guy giving two thumbs up
Im Ngamer (2:26:35 AM): 8. an alien ship and/or robot
Im Ngamer (2:26:48 AM): like those huge drill bit machines from the Matrix Revolutions
Im Ngamer (2:27:18 AM): 9. a space ship as seen from above, like the Millenium Falcon
Im Ngamer (2:27:45 AM): 10. devils leaping out of a fire
Im Ngamer (2:28:51 AM): pretty good results for me!
Im Ngamer (2:29:15 AM): I feared I'd just see 10 penises!
Comeasur37 (2:32:22 AM): I'm sure you'll see them later, Jon.
Im Ngamer (2:32:53 AM): ...
ID #73
Occurred: Apr 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.362/4 (47 votes)
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(1:06:49 AM) ParagonX9 has entered the room.
ParagonX9 (1:09:51 AM): i can't believe you guys pussied out and deleted the pd/ge forums
ParagonX9 (1:10:16 AM): sure you guys run the-elite.net and feel free to shut it down or whatever if it costs you money
ParagonX9 (1:11:01 AM): you guys can continue to have your borderline homosexual flirting conversations in general chat
ParagonX9 (1:11:32 AM): if you can't stand reading the forums or watching addicted nerds lie about n64 times then just ignore them
ParagonX9 (1:12:40 AM): i'm sure there were some people that still valued the forums and enjoyed the games for what they were, even if the people in control had grown jaded
ParagonX9 (1:38:06 AM): HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCK
ParagonX9 (1:38:12 AM): IT"S APRIL FOOLS
ParagonX9 (1:38:13 AM): FUCK
ParagonX9 (1:38:14 AM): ALL OF YOU
ParagonX9 (1:38:18 AM): i just got pwned
(1:38:20 AM) ParagonX9 has left the room.
ID #323
Occurred: Apr 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.355/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:54 PM): everyone hates meee
BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:57 PM): *slits wrists*
CieloAzor (4:52:59 PM): *sees BloodE*
CieloAzor (4:53:05 PM): Oh no! I hope I'm not too late to help!
CieloAzor (4:53:13 PM): *slits BloodE's wrists too*
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #418
Occurred: 31 Mar 2007
Submitted: 31 Mar 2007, 2:29 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (2:10:16 PM): I made my local newspaper today!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:14:04 PM): "New Strain of Downs Syndrome Discovered"
ID #463
Occurred: 23 Jan 2008
Submitted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (24 votes)
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Blueline Goddess: my hair is lighter than it appears in pictures
Blueline Goddess: http://morganvalleystables.com/images/Dayle1987.jpg
RyanWhiteGoose: how old are you in that pic?
RyanWhiteGoose: you look kinda hot
RyanWhiteGoose: so Im guessing 15
Blueline Goddess: 7
RyanWhiteGoose: oh :s
RyanWhiteGoose: well thats really awkward
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #441
Occurred: 6 Aug 2007
Submitted: 17 Aug 2007, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 3.320/4 (25 votes)
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*Jimbo pulls into a gas station in Ohio, driving Ngamer and wheat*
Jimbo: Whoa, a gallon of Pepsi for 89 cents? I've got to do this!
*gets out of the car, walks into the wrong building*
*stumbles into right building, but is told he has to pick up his Pepsi from the stand outside*
wheat: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
*attempts to pay for 89 cent purchase with credit card. credit card machine breaks*
Ngamer: Well, he's done it. This is the new WR for longest Pepsi purchase.
*sits around another 5 minutes before finally paying with a dollar bill*
*FINALLY climbs back into the driver's seat with his Pepsi*
wheat: I guess we at least learned something... how many Jimbos does it take to buy a Pepsi?
Ngamer: Well, we might not know the exact answer, but it's sure as heck more than one.
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