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ID #53
Occurred: Jan 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.304/4 (46 votes)
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(5:15:25 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has entered the room.
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:28 PM): WHO PUT A @#%$ PICKET SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN??
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:30 PM): @#%$ you Food
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:35 PM): Or Ngamer
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:37 PM): Or come for that matter
COME as u r337 (5:15:49 PM): what did it say?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:52 PM): @#%$ you
COME as u r337 (5:15:56 PM): what?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:04 PM): Shut up dude
COME as u r337 (5:16:09 PM): wtf?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:31 PM): Someone put a picket sign on my front lawn that says "Jimbo is teh gay"
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:33 PM): NASCAR'D!
ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #562
Occurred: 13 Jun 2012
Submitted: 20 Jun 2012, 4:46 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(23:25:37) AlecBoy006: If I ever go to Virginia, I want to bring Mace.
(23:26:10) Ngameratwork: funny, Liz said the same thing when she heard you were coming
(23:26:21) AlecBoy006: For real?
(23:26:33) Ngameratwork: she sounded pretty serious, yeah
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #306
Occurred: Apr 05 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.241/4 (29 votes)
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NathanStinson (22:47:25): nero...on!
NathanStinson (22:47:34): im going to...church!
NathanStinson (22:47:37): will be back later
BloodE of Sorrow (22:47:46): he's burning cds while going to church?
BloodE of Sorrow (22:48:08): its the devils work
CieloAzor (22:48:12): You're stealing WHILE churching?
CieloAzor (22:48:16): That's awful, Nate.
Im Ngamer (22:48:45): you might as well be stealing from church
NathanStinson (22:48:52): not stealing anything
NathanStinson (22:48:54): free music
Im Ngamer (22:49:03): yeah... free to YOU
Im Ngamer (22:49:09): until you're caught
Regular Civilian (22:49:09): You might as well just steal the church itself.
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:29): yeah, steal from the collection plate
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:35): and don't forget that bread and wine
CieloAzor (22:49:46): Bring me back a bible.
Im Ngamer (22:50:07): bring Blood back an altarboy
BloodE of Sorrow (22:50:17): >_<
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Note: Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours
Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
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[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo26988: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo26988: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo26988: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo26988: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
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