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ID #579
Occurred: 18 Aug 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:36 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (7 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:32 PM): Re: depression topic
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:40 PM): Pretty sure money would cure all depression I ever faced
Infilament (6:27:00 PM): jim, don't say meaningless stuff like that
Infilament (6:27:18 PM): there's no precedent in human history for that statement
DrInvertigone (6:27:24 PM): No, Ricky. He's right. Pretty sure a girlfriend would cure all depresion *I* ever faced.
Infilament (6:27:40 PM): sigh
Thiradell (7:00:06 PM): if you have a relationship that lasts at all, and that relationship ends, you will feel worse than you ever have before
Infilament (7:01:12 PM): have you experienced heartbreak to this extent?
DrInvertigone (7:02:07 PM): Yes. Constant rejection by women. By even men, to a lesser extent. Getting passed over when I applied for jobs. Other heartbreak: 2003 NLCS, Super Bowl 41, 2010 NFC Championship, 2013 Week 17, 2014 Western Conference Final Game 7.

Infilament (7:43:39 PM): alec do you think there is no deeper level of heartbreak possible than you've experienced?
DrInvertigone (7:43:56 PM): Oh, there is, but I might as well face it since I've faced a lot already.
Thiradell (7:44:01 PM): yikes
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:07 PM): that makes absolutely no sense
Thiradell (7:44:15 PM): might as well chop my arm off since I got a papercut
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:19 PM): lol

GoldenJimbo007 (8:31:52 PM): Corey I was almost offended when you listed sports near-misses as depression
DrInvertigone (8:33:04 PM): Your favorite team won in 2010. I wasn't alive in eighty-five!
Infilament (8:33:18 PM): says the guy who LITERALLY just lived through two championships for his favorite team
dragondragon18 (8:33:25 PM): but you were alive for the blackhawks stanley cup champs
DrInvertigone (8:33:27 PM): *Second favorite team.
Infilament (8:33:37 PM): okay, sorry, second favorite team
Infilament (8:33:39 PM): i'm really sorry for you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:22 PM): Corey, I'll take you to a Brewers vs Athletics world series game this year
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:26 PM): Will you not be depressed then?
DrInvertigone (8:35:54 PM): It'll be off my bucket list. It'll give me temporary happiness, but eventually, maybe weeks or days later, I'll sink back into my sewer.
Infilament (8:36:11 PM): now replace "attend a world series game" with "be in a relationship"
Infilament (8:36:18 PM): and your statement EXACTLY applies the same way
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:10 PM): A fat bitchy republican girlfriend will do the same to you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): Eventually you will slap her for burning your macaroni and cheese
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:25 PM): And you'll fight/argue and she'll break up with you
DrInvertigone (8:36:40 PM): Depends how Republican we are talking here.
Infilament (8:37:06 PM): lol
Infilament (8:37:18 PM): alec would never date a staunch right-wing girl?
DrInvertigone (8:37:37 PM): You could be conservative. Just don't be crazy.
Infilament (8:37:54 PM): aha! i found out alec's bottom line
Infilament (8:38:01 PM): any girl, as long as you're not a crazy conservative
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:09 PM): Or Rachel
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:55 PM): "So now he'd date me?" ~ Ritch (she was sitting behind Jim reading Chat)
DrInvertigone (8:39:21 PM): Well I wouldn't date her if I had already been in a relationship, but I'd date her to be my first to get it out of the way.
dragondragon18 (8:39:31 PM): wow
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:42 PM): Rachel just went into fight mode lol
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:45 PM): Holy shit I'm dying here
dragondragon18 (8:39:46 PM): lol
ID #263
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.281/4 (32 votes)
(8:47:59 PM) Karl Dark 64 has entered the room.
Neo26988 (8:48:17 PM): Hi Karl.
Karl Dark 64 (8:48:19 PM): hey
Karl Dark 64 (8:48:56 PM): my throat hurts so fucking much
COME as u r337 (8:49:08 PM): So Matt must be there already?
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #562
Occurred: 13 Jun 2012
Submitted: 20 Jun 2012, 4:46 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
(23:25:37) AlecBoy006: If I ever go to Virginia, I want to bring Mace.
(23:26:10) Ngameratwork: funny, Liz said the same thing when she heard you were coming
(23:26:21) AlecBoy006: For real?
(23:26:33) Ngameratwork: she sounded pretty serious, yeah
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #306
Occurred: Apr 05 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.241/4 (29 votes)
NathanStinson (22:47:25): nero...on!
NathanStinson (22:47:34): im going to...church!
NathanStinson (22:47:37): will be back later
BloodE of Sorrow (22:47:46): he's burning cds while going to church?
BloodE of Sorrow (22:48:08): its the devils work
CieloAzor (22:48:12): You're stealing WHILE churching?
CieloAzor (22:48:16): That's awful, Nate.
Im Ngamer (22:48:45): you might as well be stealing from church
NathanStinson (22:48:52): not stealing anything
NathanStinson (22:48:54): free music
Im Ngamer (22:49:03): yeah... free to YOU
Im Ngamer (22:49:09): until you're caught
Regular Civilian (22:49:09): You might as well just steal the church itself.
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:29): yeah, steal from the collection plate
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:35): and don't forget that bread and wine
CieloAzor (22:49:46): Bring me back a bible.
Im Ngamer (22:50:07): bring Blood back an altarboy
BloodE of Sorrow (22:50:17): >_<
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo26988: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo26988: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo26988: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo26988: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
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