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ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo1337: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo1337: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo1337: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo1337: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
ID #444
Occurred: 5 Sep 2007
Submitted: 8 Sep 2007, 4:45 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (25 votes)
dragondragon18 (9:54:03 PM): you missed alecs gf yesterday, infil
Infil12 (9:54:13 PM): alec's gf?
Infil12 (9:54:26 PM): that can't stand for girlfriend
dragondragon18 (9:54:27 PM): supposedly!
DKK5 (9:54:41 PM): Alec doesn't even have an f
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #87
Occurred: 1 Jan 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
GoldenJ007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
ID #553
Occurred: 5 Nov 2011
Submitted: 3 Dec 2011, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.182/4 (11 votes)
(03:38:48) wheatrich: surely ngamer got a kick out of the penn state news
(03:39:53) Im Ngamer: *clicks on* http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7192563/penn-state-nittany-lions-athletic-director-tim-curley-charged-perjury-sex-case
(03:43:12) Im Ngamer: "One accuser, then 12 years old, testified that Coach Sandusky invited him into the locker room and initiated contact with a 'soap battle' in the shower that led to multiple instances of involuntary sexual intercourse, the grand jury report said."
(03:43:28) Im Ngamer: this is absurd, you can't even soap battle anymore?
(03:43:54) Im Ngamer: this country is getting way too politically correct for my tastes
(03:46:40) Infil12 has entered the room
(03:47:02) Infil12: yeah, have to play justin wong first round of 3rd strike tournament tomorrow, possibly on the stream in front of like 15k people
(03:47:08) Infil12: p excited to be exposed for the fraud that i am
(03:47:10) CieloAzor: haha
(03:47:20) Im Ngamer: omgomg
(03:47:59) Thiradell: wow dude
(04:01:10) Im Ngamer: cool, well I just hope your Wong match is more competitive than the Ngamer/Third soap battle of VA 2011
(04:02:12) Thiradell: lol
(04:02:20) Thiradell: literally can't think of a response to that
(04:02:36) Infil12: have to be up in 6 hours for a 18 hour day of SF, cool
(04:04:37) Infil12: extra hour of sleep for DST will really help me tonight
(04:04:39) Infil12: bye
(04:04:41) Infil12 has left the room
(04:08:47) Im Ngamer: man I'm still cracking up over that soap battle line
(04:08:56) wheatrich: it was a quality line
(04:08:57) Im Ngamer: *wipes tears from eyes*
(04:09:17) Thiradell: still no idea what a soap battle is
(04:09:31) Im Ngamer: scroll up!
(04:11:08) Thiradell: I'm outraged beyond reckoning!
(04:11:46) Im Ngamer: face it, you'd be a heavy underdog in any Ng soap battle
(04:11:53) Im Ngamer: experience has to count for something
(04:11:55) CieloAzor: heh
(04:11:57) Thiradell: lol
(04:12:04) Thiradell: I openly admit that to be the case
ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo1337 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #582
Occurred: 28 Oct 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:01 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (6 votes)
TopRogue7 (7:43:45 PM): seems like you kicked your depression right off
TopRogue7 (7:43:50 PM): to what do you attribute your success
DrInvertigone (7:44:11 PM): Well I did go on a date Saturday night and a date with someone else Sunday morning and both are open to seeing me again.
Thiradell (7:45:03 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:45:09 PM): sounds like a predicament
DrInvertigone (7:45:22 PM): The kind I'd like to have, for a change.
DrInvertigone (7:45:49 PM): Well I have one I'm more interested in than the other.
TopRogue7 (7:46:24 PM): whys that
DrInvertigone (7:46:38 PM): Connection, personality. Bonding.
DrInvertigone (7:50:34 PM): Well I told them both I'd like to see them again and both suggested Saturday night.
Thiradell (7:51:26 PM): what do you plan to do, Al
DrInvertigone (7:52:31 PM): See what they're both doing. Nothing is set in stone yet. I felt stronger about the second one. I've kissed both of them. The first one on the cheek. The second on the hand. I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak.
Thiradell (7:54:56 PM): say they're both avail Saturday night
Thiradell (7:55:36 PM): what then
DrInvertigone (7:55:50 PM): Try to see if I can take the other one out Sunday.
Thiradell (7:56:04 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:56:29 PM): didn't know you were a polygamist
DrInvertigone (7:56:58 PM): I'm not. But I'm also trying to see who may be the better fit and if I can be able to finally do the unthinkable.
ngameratwork (7:57:42 PM): what are we not allowed to Think about in this context?
Thiradell (7:57:55 PM): the revival of Lord Voldemort
(8:17:46 PM) DrInvertigone has left the room.

(21:35:44) BluelineGoddess: unthinkable is sex obv
(21:35:54) BluelineGoddess: penis in cooter
(21:36:15) TopRogue7: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak."
(21:36:25) TopRogue7: so to speak, i wonder what he REALLY means
(21:37:09) Thiradell: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak" could be sold on the market for thousands of dollars
(21:37:16) Thiradell: golden line
(21:37:22) BluelineGoddess: he's painfully awkward Rob Lowe
(21:37:25) TopRogue7: I've also paired up with them penis in cooter, so to speak.
(21:37:29) Thiradell: lol
ID #29
Occurred: Apr 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.158/4 (38 votes)
COME as u r337 (11:19:56 PM): http://i16.thefacebook.com/pics/9/0/s13700911_4457.jpg
dragondragon18 (11:21:32 PM): 7.5
Cyber1166 (11:21:35 PM): wowza, 9.5
dragondragon18 (11:21:43 PM): lol jon
COME as u r337 (11:21:48 PM): she's a slut
dragondragon18 (11:21:52 PM): jons found his wife
COME as u r337 (11:22:04 PM): i'm pretty sure she gave a guy a handjob in spanish class once
COME as u r337 (11:22:48 PM): and she might've been the one that filled a bottle of water with vodka and walked around school with it getting drunk..
iamjohnbeck (11:23:13 PM): oh man, every school has one of those people
COME as u r337 (11:23:19 PM): we had 20
iamjohnbeck (11:23:59 PM): we had 2, and i was homeschooled :-\
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