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ID #90
Occurred: 15 Aug 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo1337 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo1337 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo1337 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo1337 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo1337 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo1337 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo1337 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo1337 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo1337 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo1337 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo1337 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo1337 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo1337 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo1337 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo1337 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo1337 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #492
Occurred: 6 Aug 2008
Submitted: 8 Aug 2008, 7:37 AM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (21 votes)
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dragondragon18 (14:21:18): jim wants to leave a day earlier if possible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:37): just so there's only 3 of you in the van rofl
wheatrich (14:21:42): will anyone be there a day earlier?
dragondragon18 (14:21:53): well, we'd get there tuesday night
DKK5 (14:22:26): "Goddammit"
wheatrich (14:22:27): right but will anyone BE there
wheatrich (14:22:35): as in the weathertons
dragondragon18 (14:22:40): we will!
DKK5 (14:22:53): They can sleep in the van if nobody is there
DKK5 (14:23:00): Since there's only 3 people
wheatrich (14:23:13): not sure 3 would fit so well sleeping all at once
wheatrich (14:23:26): but the van can easily hold 4 I don't know what jim's problem is
BluelineGoddess (14:23:26): 3 people don't need much room
wheatrich (14:23:43): I think he wants to sleep on the way in/out
DKK5 (14:23:57): "You try keeping 4 people happy in the van *kicks you in the nuts*"
wheatrich (14:23:59): but there still should be some room for that given we're not taking sleeping stuff like last year
wheatrich (14:24:10): and by we I mean they
wheatrich (14:24:19): since I'm not going in the van
DKK5 (14:24:57): It seems like Jim wants this entire meet catered to his interests as much as possible
BluelineGoddess (14:25:18): much like he wants life catered to him as much as possible
wheatrich (14:25:47): he knows enough caterers
ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #333
Occurred: May 17 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.129/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:18:16 AM): my roommate is playing some Rome game
Im Ngamer (12:18:57 AM): Rome Total War?
BabbelTheFish (12:19:05 AM): Rome escape?
GoldenGreg007 (12:19:12 AM): total war
Regular Civilian (12:24:37 AM): I have built Rome in 23 hours, 51 minutes.
Regular Civilian (12:24:41 AM): Beat THAT.
Im Ngamer (12:24:55 AM): whoa, nice work Mg!
Im Ngamer (12:24:59 AM): didn't think it was possible
DKK5 (12:25:11 AM): That's hard core
Regular Civilian (12:26:05 AM): I also failed 23:34, but killed too many scientists
ID #56
Occurred: 9 Jan 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.128/4 (39 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:53:22 PM): wouldn't that be a sweet band name?
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:24 PM): Child Porn
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:33 PM): "last night i saw Child Porn! it was awesome!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:42 PM): "Child Porn is the coolest!"
Neo1337 (11:53:46 PM): "I got us two tickets to Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:50 PM): "Child Porn @#%$ rocks!"
Im Ngamer (11:54:07 PM): that WOULD be sweet
COME as u r337 (11:54:15 PM): go to school with a Child Porn t-shirt
Neo1337 (11:54:25 PM): "Man, I wish I was one of Child Porn"
Im Ngamer (11:54:32 PM): no, that doesn't work
Im Ngamer (11:55:00 PM): "Did you guys see Child Porn on MTV last night?!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:10 PM): "new Child Porn video out!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:18 PM): "Child Porn, national sensation"
Neo1337 (11:55:23 PM): Child Porn merchandise
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:26 PM): "Everyone loves Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:34 PM): "From kids to adults"
COME as u r337 (11:55:40 PM): would they be on Virgin Records?
Neo1337 (11:55:46 PM): Child Porn is the biggest thing since sliced breads
Neo1337 (11:55:51 PM): Child Porn for all ages!
Im Ngamer (11:56:26 PM): "Are our children influenced by Child Porn?"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:58 PM): virgin records
Neo1337 (11:56:05 PM): Either that or Jackson Records
Neo1337 (11:56:09 PM): if you know what I mean
COME as u r337 (11:56:34 PM): if you mean that you arent funny.. then i know it
Neo1337 (11:56:48 PM): faggot
Neo1337 (11:56:53 PM): I hate you Come
Neo1337 (11:56:53 PM): I HATE YOU
(11:57:01 PM) Neo1337 has left the room.
ID #116
Occurred: 26 Jul 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.125/4 (40 votes)
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Neo1337 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo1337 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo1337 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo1337 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo1337 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo1337 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #250
Occurred: 8 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.118/4 (34 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (4:44:02 PM): i sent your sister a friend request
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:05 PM): she better accept it
Im Ngamer (5:18:59 PM):
jon this guy named greg woll has listed me as his friend and he goes to ohio northern and i was trying to figure out how i know him or something and i see that you are the only friend i have in common with him so i am wondering who he is and why he is trying to list me as his friend
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:47 PM): haha pwned
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:52 PM): i'm pwning the whole family
Im Ngamer (6:21:44 PM): you've gone too far Woll, TOO FAR
Im Ngamer (6:22:00 PM): now I'm going to have to facebook friend your sister
GoldenGreg007 (8:09:25 PM): my sister isn't on facebook
GoldenGreg007 (8:10:41 PM): she already graduated before facebook even started
Im Ngamer (8:11:35 PM): hmm... we'll have to start over then
Im Ngamer (8:11:54 PM): how long is the drive to Ohio? about 7 hours?
Im Ngamer (8:12:27 PM): I'll get you a new sister in 9 months, 7 hours
GoldenGreg007 (8:13:17 PM): i'd like to see you try
Im Ngamer (8:13:47 PM): fine, I'll bring the video camera
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
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