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ID #173
Occurred: 20 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo1337: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo1337: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo1337: Or...at any other time for that matter.
ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #396
Occurred: 4 Nov 2006
Submitted: 4 Nov 2006, 4:54 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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dragondragon18 (12:24:35 AM): so wheres this girl, jon?
CieloAzor (12:24:52 AM): Din mor's passed out in his bedroom.
dragondragon18 (12:25:13 AM): shes that bored already?
Im Ngamer (12:26:10 AM): http://thengamer.com/personal/shelly.jpg (lemonparty.org)
dragondragon18 (12:26:36 AM): heh, i actually fell for it, because it was jon
StvnHaley (12:26:35 AM): Jon?
StvnHaley (12:26:42 AM): lemonparty?
StvnHaley (12:26:44 AM): OMG
StvnHaley (12:26:48 AM): the world is coming to an end
Im Ngamer (12:27:21 AM): hohoho!
ID #398
Occurred: 24 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:23 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:25:43 PM): yeah.. you should definitely just skip school and stay in here all day Paul
COME as u r337 (5:25:53 PM): We'll teach you whats really goin on
COME as u r337 (5:26:18 PM): I'll handle cunnilingus.. Ng gets fellatio.. Biz is the anal expert
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): jon is blowjobs
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): giving
COME as u r337 (5:32:55 PM): not receiving
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:19 PM): there is a $5.00 class fee for bananas
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:34 PM): instructional bananas
COME as u r337 (5:33:37 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (5:33:41 PM): i can just see Ngamer
COME as u r337 (5:33:44 PM): like.. andy dick from oldschool
COME as u r337 (5:33:48 PM): teaching the bj class
COME as u r337 (5:33:49 PM): hahahahah
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:57 PM): lol
BiZiCHYLD (5:34:46 PM): jons credentials are good
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:01 PM): he graduated at the top of his class from BJU
COME as u r337 (5:35:27 PM): graduated Cum Laude
COME as u r337 (5:35:46 PM): the valiDICKtorian
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): omg
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): stop
COME as u r337 (5:36:01 PM): haha
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:01 PM): it's too much
COME as u r337 (5:36:10 PM): the HEAD of the class
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:40 PM): you could say he was the PENIS of the school!
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:47 PM): err, wait
ID #450
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:58 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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(A jury ordered an anti-gay Kansas church to pay $10.9 million in damages to relatives of a U.S. Marine who died in Iraq after church members cheered his death at his funeral.)
octoinky (11:52:06 PM): hell, I'd cheer if those fuckheads died
NathanStinson (11:52:17 PM): why? its all because of the gays, octo!@
NathanStinson (11:52:22 PM): you should cheer THEIR deaths!
NathanStinson (11:52:23 PM): :)
octoinky (11:52:30 PM): I meant the churches, and I was joking haha
(11:52:32 PM) RyanWhiteGoose has entered the room.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:52:33 PM): lol im gay
octoinky (11:52:43 PM): how fittingly timed
ID #180
Occurred: Aug 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.077/4 (26 votes)
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(02:44:49) dragondragon18: i dont eat breakfast
(02:44:54) dragondragon18: however i did this morning
(02:45:01) Stickmansam 1024: so you DO eat breakfast
(02:45:07) Stickmansam 1024: check and MATE!
(02:45:17) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: *checks dayle and mates with her?*
(02:45:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: good idea, sam!
(02:49:03) Stickmansam 1024: always remember, check THEN mate
(02:49:12) Stickmansam 1024: the other way around can lead to trouble
(02:49:26) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: if i know jons sex life, it's always a stale mate
(02:50:33) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: jon usually mates with the knight and the bishop
(02:50:42) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: while the king watches
(02:50:53) Stickmansam 1024: PAWNED!
ID #269
Occurred: 22 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.069/4 (29 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (12:16:45 AM): How many levels have water in them?
GoldenJ007 (12:16:48 AM): Think very carefully.
Regular Civilian (12:16:56 AM): Dam
Regular Civilian (12:16:58 AM): Facility
Neo1337 (12:17:02 AM): Facility has water?
J Eternia F (12:17:03 AM): where?
Neo1337 (12:17:06 AM): Don't tell me you mean the toilet.
Regular Civilian (12:17:06 AM): toilet
Neo1337 (12:17:09 AM): FFS.
GoldenJ007 (12:17:09 AM): lol, yep.
Neo1337 (12:17:16 AM): You. Are. Gay.
Regular Civilian (12:17:20 AM): Deski.
Neo1337 (12:17:24 AM): SNOW HAS LIKE WATER IN IT
Neo1337 (12:17:29 AM): SO BOTH SURFACES
Neo1337 (12:17:38 AM): JUNGLE...THERE COULD BE DEW EVERWHERE
GoldenJ007 (12:17:40 AM): No.
Neo1337 (12:17:41 AM): SO LIKE THERE'S WATER
GoldenJ007 (12:17:45 AM): Neo loses.
Neo1337 (12:17:48 AM): No I don't.
Neo1337 (12:17:50 AM): There's dirt.
Neo1337 (12:17:56 AM): There is water soaked in to it.
Neo1337 (12:18:05 AM): Jungles are always humid.
Regular Civilian (12:18:12 AM): You lose, Neo.
Regular Civilian (12:18:14 AM): Shut up.
Neo1337 (12:18:20 AM): Runway, because there's water in the petrol in the plane, maybe.
Neo1337 (12:18:25 AM): Probably a li'l H2O
GoldenJ007 (12:18:27 AM): stfu.
Neo1337 (12:18:52 AM): Aztec, there'd have to be some water on the rocket.
Neo1337 (12:18:56 AM): Or people would go thirsty.
GoldenJ007 (12:19:05 AM): *ignores*
Regular Civilian (12:19:05 AM): *ignores Neo*
ID #239
Occurred: Sep 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.067/4 (30 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx: There's a demo for the Revolution called...
JamesBond315xxx: Pilot Wangs.
Im Ngamer: BloodE will be the Pilot Wangs Champ in like, 2 hours
Im Ngamer: I doubt anyone could Pilot Wangs better
BloodE of Sorrow: you are making fun of me, arent you?
Im Ngamer: not at all BloodE
Im Ngamer: I just don't think anyone can match your Wang Piloting experience
BloodE of Sorrow: ...
BloodE of Sorrow: im not gay
ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
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Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
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isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
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