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ID #490
Occurred: 14 Jul 2008
Submitted: 14 Jul 2008, 11:15 PM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (20 votes)
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10:11:40 PM AlecBoy006: The players used to paid at the end of every episode.
10:11:42 PM AlecBoy006: The winner that is.
10:11:52 PM AlecBoy006: Kinda like jeopardy- where the winner returns for the next episode.
10:12:03 PM AlecBoy006: It took place in Wrigley Field from Los Angeles.
10:12:06 PM Brent Wingert: lucky for you chat's not like that show alec
10:12:09 PM Brent Wingert: you'd never return
10:12:23 PM AlecBoy006: So you're calling me a loser?
ID #516
Occurred: 11 Dec 2009
Submitted: 11 Dec 2009, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.706/4 (17 votes)
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[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJimbo007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape
ID #264
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Brian19King (4:15:53 PM): TD CINCY :)
Brian19King (4:16:03 PM): These Bengals came to play baby
Im Ngamer (4:16:06 PM): someone stop these 'gals!
COME as u r337 (4:16:43 PM): You better get out on the field, Jon!
COME as u r337 (4:16:49 PM): We all know gals run away from you!
Im Ngamer (4:24:51 PM): 'tis true Come, I have a powerful effect on gals
Brian19King (4:25:17 PM): similar to the effect that a large rat would have.
ID #126
Occurred: Jul 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.281/4 (32 votes)
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(23:06:41) ShadowZero: can all booted people send me the votes again
(23:06:45) durrkmeister: no
(23:06:45) megawabs: no
(23:06:45) Wouter Jansen: no
(23:06:45) typosaur: no
ID #394
Occurred: 23 Oct 2006
Submitted: 24 Oct 2006, 12:10 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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NgamerAtWork (11:02:45 PM): ugh, these CNN.com headlines on the side of the Onion keep messing me up
NgamerAtWork (11:03:19 PM): I'm like One Feared Dead in Mine Collapse
"hum, well I guess that's KIND of funny..."
CieloAzor (11:03:42 PM): Would be better if it said mime collapse.
ID #362
Occurred: 25 Jun 2006
Submitted: 26 Jun 2006, 1:46 PM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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l34ss l3oost: ive dated 2 bi girls
octoinky: at once, alex?
l34ss l3oost: actually
l34ss l3oost: weird story
l34ss l3oost: they dated after our relationships
holycatholique: as in
holycatholique: each other?
l34ss l3oost: yes
holycatholique: bwahahaha
Infil12: did you get any footage of this?
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #159
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:16 PM): Okay guys
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:20 PM): I got a challenge for you
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:33 PM): "Why do you want to destroy the Earth?"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:53 PM): http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/why.html
megawabs (5:08:45 PM): because you're on it !
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:53 PM): best I can think of is "It's the only way to be sure"
COME as u r337 (5:09:20 PM): "To be famous"
COME as u r337 (5:09:49 PM): "To see how long of a jail sentence you'd get"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:10:25 PM): "Fear will keep the outer worlds in line. Fear of this battle station"
Obfuscation314 (5:11:08 PM): "April Fools Day joke"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:11:30 PM): "April Fool's!"
COME as u r337 (5:11:34 PM): "So those 'Sam Hughes: Professional Planet Destroyer' business cards will finally be useful."
COME as u r337 (5:12:03 PM): "My favourite colour is not blue"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:10 PM): "Trades Description Act"
COME as u r337 (5:12:17 PM): "George W. Bush"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:24 PM): "Taxes"
COME as u r337 (5:12:37 PM): "We couldn't find Osama, and we don't think he's in space..."
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:47 PM): "To save it"
COME as u r337 (5:13:00 PM): "To see if there's bubble gum in the center"
Obfuscation314 (5:13:08 PM): "I got bored"
CieloAzor (5:13:19 PM): To build an intergalatic hyperspace bypass?
COME as u r337 (5:13:52 PM): "Someone created a rankings page for destroying Earth on the Internet"
COME as u r337 (5:14:10 PM): 1. Karl 1
COME as u r337 (5:14:15 PM): 2. Everyone else 0
Stickmansam 1024 (5:14:17 PM): heheheheheheheh
Obfuscation314 (5:14:29 PM): Haha
Obfuscation314 (5:14:33 PM): The geocide elite!
CieloAzor (5:14:36 PM): Time for a proof call.
COME as u r337 (5:14:55 PM): "I really really really don't like the Backstreet Boys"
COME as u r337 (5:15:21 PM): "I saw it on TV"
megawabs (5:15:34 PM): "To kill all chinese"
Im Ngamer (5:15:40 PM): "all the cool kids are doing it"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:00 PM): "Because I saw it in a videogame"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:08 PM): "Because of GAY MARRIAGE"
COME as u r337 (5:16:26 PM): "The big red button was too tempting"
COME as u r337 (5:16:50 PM): "Ngamer used an emoticon"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:50 PM): "To stop porn being shown to our children"
Obfuscation314 (5:17:21 PM): "To keep videogames free of sexual content"
COME as u r337 (5:17:42 PM): "So they would stop adding flavours to Dr. Pepper"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:17:55 PM): "Had a bad, bad experience once involving a blue marble"
ID #12
Occurred: May 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (33 votes)
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CyarcX (4:02:20 PM): your mistakes so far are
CyarcX (4:02:27 PM): Ghaleon
CyarcX (4:02:33 PM): Luca
CyarcX (4:02:41 PM): CATS
CyarcX (4:02:43 PM): Sin
CyarcX (4:02:48 PM): Ridley
CyarcX (4:02:56 PM): and now Ocelot
CyarcX (4:05:52 PM): wait, sorry QB
CyarcX (4:05:57 PM): you also missed
CyarcX (4:05:59 PM): Andross
CieloAzor (4:06:02 PM): fuck you.
CyarcX (4:06:51 PM): sorry, I can only keep track of as many losses as I have fingers - you're starting to push my limits
CieloAzor (4:07:22 PM): *face reddens and shakes*
CieloAzor (4:08:13 PM): I'm about to explode with mock anger.
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
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