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ID #275
Occurred: Feb 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo26988 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo26988 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo26988 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo26988 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo26988 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo26988 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo26988 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo26988 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo26988 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo26988 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo26988 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo26988 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo26988 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo26988 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo26988 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
ID #44
Occurred: Dec 12 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #176
Occurred: Aug 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.308/4 (26 votes)
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Larkin375 (9:56:05 PM): o ok i found the html
Larkin375 (9:56:07 PM): now what?
COME as u r337 (9:56:17 PM): Edit - Select all, Edit - Copy
COME as u r337 (9:56:38 PM): You want all of that copied to your clipboard so you can paste it into a text editor to create your page.
Im Ngamer (9:56:59 PM): Larkin, here's the fast way to do it
Im Ngamer (9:57:02 PM): have the page open
COME as u r337 (9:57:03 PM): Jon
COME as u r337 (9:57:05 PM): Shut up.
COME as u r337 (9:57:06 PM): :P
Im Ngamer (9:57:07 PM): press Control and U
Im Ngamer (9:57:17 PM): click in the box, press Control and A
Im Ngamer (9:57:21 PM): then Control and C
Im Ngamer (9:57:29 PM): now click into Notepad
Im Ngamer (9:57:31 PM): Control and V
Im Ngamer (9:57:33 PM): bango!
wheatrich (9:57:33 PM): ngamer's a control freak
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
ID #426
Occurred: 18 May 2007
Submitted: 18 May 2007, 11:03 AM
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Rating: 2.870/4 (23 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!
ID #102
Occurred: Oct 21 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.273/4 (33 votes)
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ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJimbo007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJimbo007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJimbo007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJimbo007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJimbo007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJimbo007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJimbo007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJimbo007: LOL
ID #175
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.385/4 (26 votes)
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Some Tumbleweed has entered the room.
Some Tumbleweed: *rolls by*
Some Tumbleweed has left the room.
ID #398
Occurred: 24 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:23 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:25:43 PM): yeah.. you should definitely just skip school and stay in here all day Paul
COME as u r337 (5:25:53 PM): We'll teach you whats really goin on
COME as u r337 (5:26:18 PM): I'll handle cunnilingus.. Barber gets fellatio.. Biz is the anal expert
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): jon is blowjobs
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): giving
COME as u r337 (5:32:55 PM): not receiving
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:19 PM): there is a $5.00 class fee for bananas
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:34 PM): instructional bananas
COME as u r337 (5:33:37 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (5:33:41 PM): i can just see barber
COME as u r337 (5:33:44 PM): like.. andy dick from oldschool
COME as u r337 (5:33:48 PM): teaching the bj class
COME as u r337 (5:33:49 PM): hahahahah
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:57 PM): lol
BiZiCHYLD (5:34:46 PM): jons credentials are good
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:01 PM): he graduated at the top of his class from BJU
COME as u r337 (5:35:27 PM): graduated Cum Laude
COME as u r337 (5:35:46 PM): the valiDICKtorian
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): omg
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): stop
COME as u r337 (5:36:01 PM): haha
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:01 PM): it's too much
COME as u r337 (5:36:10 PM): the HEAD of the class
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:40 PM): you could say he was the PENIS of the school!
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:47 PM): err, wait
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
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NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
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