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ID #243
Occurred: 26 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:48:16 PM): where were YOU?
Neo1337 (5:48:24 PM): Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:15 PM): No, sir?
Im Ngamer (5:52:19 PM): just tell me where you went!
Neo1337 (5:52:28 PM): I told you, Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:41 PM): stop talking like Jar Jar Binks, and tell me where you went
Neo1337 (5:53:05 PM): Fine, I went north for 2 hours to some resort to visit my friends, ok?
Im Ngamer (5:53:35 PM): messa happy with that response
ID #134
Occurred: Jul 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.517/4 (29 votes)
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(21:40:05) Stickmansam 1024: you need to leave, right now, before people begin to die
(21:40:11) Wouter Jansen: dice!
(21:40:16) Wouter Jansen: its plural
(21:40:15) Stickmansam 1024: sorry
(21:40:20) Stickmansam 1024: before people begin to dice
(21:40:24) Stickmansam 1024: thanks, Wouter
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #288
Occurred: Mar 25 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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octoinky (21:28:22): the notebook wasn't that bad
octoinky (21:28:26): *runs*
BloodE of Sorrow (21:28:28): isn't notebook a chick flick
BloodE of Sorrow (21:28:33): i haven't seen it.
CieloAzor (21:28:34): Notebook was GOOD.
Im Ngamer (21:28:36): yeah Blood, but it's ok to like it
Im Ngamer (21:28:41): as long as you also like MEN
CieloAzor (21:28:48): It's OB's favorite movie!
ID #373
Occurred: 26 Jul 2006
Submitted: 26 Jul 2006, 10:33 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (22:27:58): board top updated
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:02): will those stats be posted anywhere?
COME as u r337 (22:29:10): in that topic!
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:36): you could do interesting distinctions
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:39): like uncircumsized player with most WRs
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:01): well, who knows about boss or YE
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:07): think they'll post there?
Im Ngamer (22:31:29): Boss doesn't need to post ther-
Im Ngamer (22:33:30 PM): nevermind
RyanWhiteGoose (22:33:50 PM): we'll ask karl about YE then
Regular Civilian (22:34:03 PM): and the rest of Australia for that matter
ID #474
Occurred: 8 Mar 2008
Submitted: 8 Mar 2008, 5:05 PM
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Rating: 0.955/4 (22 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (5:00:36 PM): home!
(5:00:36 PM) ShadowZeroPD has entered the room.
HistoricToast (5:00:42 PM): good work sz
RyanWhiteGoose (5:03:44 PM): thanks
RyanWhiteGoose (5:03:48 PM): but my name's not SZ
HistoricToast (5:03:52 PM): good one
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:02 PM): thanks
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:05 PM): but my name's not one
HistoricToast (5:04:16 PM): die goose
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:26 PM): aww, I was hoping for "youre retarded"
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:40 PM): and then I would have said "my name's not "retarded""!
HistoricToast (5:04:54 PM): and then you'd have scurried off to the qdb
RyanWhiteGoose (5:05:13 PM): yeah, well Im submitting this anyways
ID #368
Occurred: 4 Jul 2006
Submitted: 6 Jul 2006, 11:06 PM
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Rating: 2.400/4 (25 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:41:27): ha, the enron guy died
COME as u r337 (10:41:36): guess he really didnt want to do the time
CieloAzor (10:41:51): Lay?
COME as u r337 (10:42:16): yes
COME as u r337 (10:42:20): related?
CieloAzor (10:42:20): I hope I inherited some.
COME as u r337 (10:42:22): heh
COME as u r337 (10:42:27): wait, he was white
CieloAzor (10:42:36): Dang it.
CieloAzor (10:43:45): At least I still get kickbacks from our potato chip empire.
ID #590
Occurred: 17 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:23 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's favorite team the Chicago Blackhawks make the Championship series, but he keeps picking them to lose every game along the way*

(23:26:27) DrInvertigone: I honestly think it'll be Ducks in 3.
(23:26:44) DrInvertigone: Hawks have no chance.
(23:30:59) Infilament: you are literally the worst, alec
(23:31:00) Thiradell: 3?
(23:31:21) DrInvertigone: Yes. Ducks in 3.
(23:31:32) DrInvertigone: Hawks might as well not show up.
(23:32:53) Infilament: how serious are you
(23:33:28) DrInvertigone: Close to 100.
(23:33:39) Infilament: then you can shut the FUCK up
(23:33:49) isthatagoodt: time to block this fool
(23:34:04) DrInvertigone: Actually it's only beginning.
(23:38:10) Infilament: alec i'm legitimately insulted at your hawks pred
(23:38:24) Infilament: you have won 8 games and lost 2
(23:38:35) Infilament: and you have predicted your team would lose every single fucking game
(23:38:36) Thiradell: lol

(00:16:26) GoldenJ007: Corey serious question since I don't follow hockey, what are the Hawk's chances?
(00:16:44) DrInvertigone: Ducks will squash a train through the Hawks.
(00:16:58) GoldenJ007: Squash a train, the hell
(00:16:59) GoldenJ007: lol
(00:16:59) Thiradell: what percentage
(00:17:07) DrInvertigone: 000000000000000.1
(00:17:32) ngonhislaptop: Alec you need to use those 0s on the other side of the dot
(00:17:45) TopRogue7: lol
(00:18:01) DrInvertigone: There is a lot of rampant negativity from Hawks fans. I'm in the same boat.
(00:18:03) TopRogue7: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
(00:18:26) TopRogue7: uh, i don't know a single hawks fan who has anything negative to say about the team
(00:18:39) TopRogue7: other than you who isn't really a hawks fan, but a Skip Bayless level troll
(00:19:17) DrInvertigone: Go on HF - Hockey's Future and look at the Hawks board. Lots of pessimism to be had.
(00:19:51) TopRogue7: so how many alt accounts did they let you make?
(00:19:53) GoldenJ007: You gonna follow the Bears much this season?
(00:20:10) DrInvertigone: Do I look like I have that much time?
ID #234
Occurred: Nov 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:13:56 PM): I'm getting this PS2 plan set in stone now
Im Ngamer (6:14:15 PM): the guy IMed me saying he was ready to hand it over now, I'm just waiting on a confirmation
Im Ngamer (7:53:48 PM): gah, this guy isn't very good at AIM
COME as u r337 (7:54:12 PM): did he try to send the ps2 through his getfile?
ID #358
Occurred: 20 Jun 2006
Submitted: 20 Jun 2006, 1:56 AM
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Rating: 2.936/4 (31 votes)
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BabbelTheFish (12:52:18 AM): I had a discman once
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:31 AM): I had one
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:33 AM): SIX YEARS ago
l34ss l3oost (12:52:46 AM): the other day i saw someone with a walkman
l34ss l3oost (12:52:51 AM): it was about the size of a lunch box
l34ss l3oost (12:52:58 AM): and it played cassettes
l34ss l3oost (12:52:59 AM): wtf
BabbelTheFish (12:53:00 AM): LOL
l34ss l3oost (12:53:11 AM): i couldnt help but stare
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:26 AM): *takes out portable 8-track player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:31 AM): no, *reel to reel player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:37 AM): nej *record player*
l34ss l3oost (12:53:53 AM): portable turntables*
Regular Civilian (12:54:25 AM): I carry an orchestra with me.
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