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ID #122
Occurred: Jul 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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GEmile 007 (23:44:40): Shade, tell me, who are the most sexiest persons in the elite?
J Eternia F (23:44:49): Matthijs
J Eternia F (23:44:50): me
J Eternia F (23:44:52): mmm
J Eternia F (23:44:57): Darren is pretty handsome
J Eternia F (23:45:03): Marsh is hot
J Eternia F (23:45:24): Lec is too nice to be on this list
J Eternia F (23:45:26): ;)
J Eternia F (23:45:40): Steve has the coolest hair ever
Stickmansam 1024 (23:46:11): I'm pretty sure there's some sort of slang phrase for a guy who thinks other guys are hot
Stickmansam 1024 (23:46:17): some sort of insult or something
Stickmansam 1024 (23:46:23): but for the life of me I can't think what it is
ID #68
Occurred: Jun 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
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GregWollIsMyDad: Dad, guess what????
GoldenGreg007: what?
GregWollIsMyDad: ..........YOUR STUCK WITH IT!
GregWollIsMyDad: BOOYA!!!!
GoldenGreg007: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GoldenGreg007: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN!!!!
GregWollIsMyDad: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN
GoldenGreg007: *gives son a hug*
GregWollIsMyDad has left the room.
GoldenGreg007: what a bastard
BigBosshardt007: was that really your son? thats immoral, you should be ashamed
GoldenGreg007: :-( yes
GoldenGreg007: i don't remember creating him
GoldenGreg007: but i do get phone calls daily about it
GoldenGreg007: so i figure it must have happened
BigBosshardt007: you must be joking!
ID #89
Occurred: 4 Jun 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.156/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:43:49 PM): and then it reads
Im Ngamer (9:44:00 PM): Jon, Enjoy your present.
Im Ngamer (9:44:08 PM): Remember it when choosing POM's.
Im Ngamer (9:44:18 PM): (insert winking emoticon here)
Im Ngamer (9:44:26 PM): -Steve
Im Ngamer (9:44:49 PM): and then there's a postscript
Im Ngamer (9:45:00 PM): P.S. Jimbo's gay!
Neo1337 (9:44:58 PM): What was the present?
Neo1337 (9:45:00 PM): Penis?
Im Ngamer (9:45:14 PM): yes Neo, that's exactly what he mailed me
Im Ngamer (9:45:19 PM): do you miss it yet, Come?
COME as u r337 (9:45:26 PM): That wasn't mine.
Im Ngamer (9:45:39 PM): well, that takes a little of the magic out of it
COME as u r337 (9:45:36 PM): They didn't have an envelope big enough :(
ID #598
Occurred: 6 Jun 2019
Submitted: 6 Jun 2019, 11:39 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (3 votes)
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[10:18 PM] Jimbo: Did you guys play poker last year?
[10:18 PM] Infilament: yes
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Hmm, did anyone keep results of that by chance?
[10:19 PM] Infilament: doubt it
[10:19 PM] ~Ng: QB can tell you the hands from memory
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: QB lost 80 bucks the last time I played with him
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: He's got some work to do
[10:19 PM] Infilament: getting it all in with the best hand repeatedly didn't really help him, sadly
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Never had the best hand iirc
[10:20 PM] Jimbo: Kept running into coolers
[10:20 PM] Infilament: his coolers were having the best hand and losing
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: Too bad Eddie hasn't played in a while
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: The legend of the b2b years with straight flushes
[10:22 PM] Jimbo: idk I still hold the quad sixes thing, TWICE in four hands, as my most-insane-thing-i've-witnessed in poker live
[10:22 PM] Infilament: indeed, the craziest thing i've ever seen in live poker
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Lets be honest though the most insane hand in poker history is probably in the Casino Royale scene where Bond flips the nuts (straight flush)
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Everyone else had a made hand too, crazy
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Dang you watched casino Royale live?
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Crazy
[10:26 PM] wheatrich: lol movie hands
[10:26 PM] Infilament: it was brutal, they played thousands of hours of poker until they got lucky enough with the cards for that scene
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: lol
[10:26 PM] Infilament: but that's the dedication it takes to make a good movie
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: The reactions were authentic
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #184
Occurred: 28 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.042/4 (24 votes)
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Neo1337 (9:16:27 PM): Two 3 and outs.
Im Ngamer (9:17:02 PM): oh, great punt! that's a momentum-changer
Neo1337 (9:17:09 PM): ...?
Neo1337 (9:17:15 PM): It was 49 yards then returned for 13, how is that great.
Im Ngamer (9:17:39 PM): sure shut the crowd up, I'll say that much!
Rshepherd1000 (9:18:23 PM): you tell em jon
Im Ngamer (9:18:31 PM): always do!
ID #109
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
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GEmile 007: you can do 2 midterms over again if you fucked them up, in one semester
GEmile 007: I redo midterms physics and maths
NathanStinson: to need to redo
NathanStinson: nice
GEmile 007: I wanna redo kats as well
OLLE boll e007: lol
OLLE boll e007: I bet lee wouldn't like that
ID #71
Occurred: May 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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BadassFal: i have like the hardest match in the play-ins
dragondragon18: who are you against, fal
BadassFal: wiwf!
BadassFal: "wishiwasntsogay"
dragondragon18: ok, because of that comment, i'm voting for wiwf
BadassFal: i take it back
dragondragon18: how do i know you wont hurt me again
BadassFal: we will use lubrication
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJ007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJ007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJ007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJ007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJ007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJ007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJ007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJ007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJ007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJ007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJ007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
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