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ID #78
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.103/4 (29 votes)
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TopRogue7: you want a score?
TopRogue7: chan, what's your mom's #?
DnTn31: ya, 1995 called, they said they want their joke back Youse
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJimbo007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJimbo007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJimbo007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJimbo007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJimbo007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #27
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:40 PM): My phone number is 0123 456 7890
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:57 PM): You would not believe the amount of idiots who call me
COME as u r337 (3:54:24 PM): like.. your parents?
COME as u r337 (3:54:26 PM): and friends?
Stickmansam 1024 (3:55:26 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (3:56:01 PM): some random guy calls me, "Hey son, how's college going?" I'm like "dude, get the hell off my phone"
ID #168
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (28 votes)
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(18:55:51) Stickmansam 1024: hit refresh and look at it now
(18:56:06) Wouter Jansen: I'll first read the first edition :-p
(18:57:17) Stickmansam 1024: but I've updated it and made it better now!
(18:57:25) Stickmansam 1024: you must surely have finished reading it by now
(18:58:02) Wouter Jansen: nah, I don't speedrun when I read
ID #427
Occurred: 30 May 2007
Submitted: 30 May 2007, 10:00 AM
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Rating: 1.455/4 (22 votes)
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Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:29): vote in the contest!
COME as u r337 (09:52:34): noted
Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:41): notes are for n00bs
COME as u r337 (09:52:48): like you!
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:12): Funny you said, that. That's nearly exactly what Ngamer said yesterday when I tried to tell him the same thing.
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:20): You sure you're not the same person?
COME as u r337 (09:53:30): He has a smaller wang.
COME as u r337 (09:53:32): And is going bald.
COME as u r337 (09:53:38): Other than that we're about the same
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:48): and you weigh more. :P
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:58): Ooooooo snap!
COME as u r337 (09:54:35): only in the wang
ID #470
Occurred: 21 Feb 2008
Submitted: 21 Feb 2008, 1:24 PM
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Rating: 0.546/4 (22 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:04 PM): the cut on my penis is healing well
i3 37 obo t (1:23:22 PM): hope it gets infected
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:31 PM): knock on wood!
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:36 PM): *knocks on my penis*
ID #491
Occurred: 26 Jul 2008
Submitted: 28 Jul 2008, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (21 votes)
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COME as u r3 7 (7:45:47 PM): speaking of blowjobs
COME as u r3 7 (7:45:51 PM): back to bed with dayle!
DKK5 (7:46:12 PM): You watch your mouth
COME as u r3 7 (7:46:20 PM): i'll be watching her mouth!
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #256
Occurred: Dec 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.607/4 (28 votes)
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Karl Dark 64 (9:50:21 AM): there is a suburb about 50 minutes west of me called 'dinmore'
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:26 AM): is that funny at all?
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:31 AM): cause there is an e there
YourElitenessPD (9:50:37 AM): I've heard of it before
dragondragon18 (9:50:44 AM): old'd
NathanStinson (9:50:47 AM): heh, sz would think that is funny
YourElitenessPD (9:50:48 AM): I think Neo or Greg mentioned it
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:52 AM): what a faggot
dragondragon18 (9:50:55 AM): neo did
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:58 AM): I found it like ages ago
dragondragon18 (9:51:10 AM): good for you
Karl Dark 64 (9:51:12 AM): neo doesn't leave the house
dragondragon18 (9:51:20 AM): he does for dinmore
YourElitenessPD (9:51:20 AM): Yeah, he checked a map
ID #312
Occurred: Apr 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.852/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (19:33:30): we now have full support for creating new accounts
Im Ngamer (19:33:31): AND
Im Ngamer (19:33:36): editing user passwords!
Im Ngamer (19:34:21): oh yes, and I can see your passes, so
Im Ngamer (19:34:25): don't make it anything cool
COME as u r337 (19:35:03): *watches as everyone changes their password to "Ngamer"*
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