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ID #38
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.594/4 (32 votes)
katslover42 (9:17:58 PM): Jon!
YourElitenessPD (9:17:58 PM): Help me!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:05 PM): Which one should I choose?
MiG144MFI (9:18:11 PM): Jon, what happened to that chatroom points?
Im Ngamer (9:18:32 PM): still going Trent!
Im Ngamer (9:18:38 PM): do something cool and earn one!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:34 PM): Hah, everyone goes crazy when Jon comes back
YourElitenessPD (9:18:43 PM): OMG JON! Pick me! Pick me!
Im Ngamer (9:18:44 PM): they OUGHT to
Im Ngamer (9:18:57 PM): one at a time, kiddies!
Im Ngamer (9:19:06 PM): now, line up and you can all sit on my lap
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:36 PM): wait a second, that beard is fake
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:40 PM): you're not Santa
Im Ngamer (9:19:47 PM): hey!
katslover42 (9:19:44 PM): And your pants are wet...
katslover42 (9:19:51 PM): As are mine...
i337o (9:19:51 PM): and something is digging into my leg
Im Ngamer (9:19:52 PM): stop observing things!
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
(22:58:55) GoldenJ007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJ007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJ007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJ007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJ007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJ007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJ007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJ007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJ007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJ007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJ007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJ007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJ007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJ007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJ007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJ007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJ007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
12:49:37 AM: GoldenJ007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJ007 entered the room.
GoldenJ007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJ007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJ007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJ007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #564
Occurred: 18 Aug 2012
Submitted: 19 Aug 2012, 1:35 AM
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Rating: 1.600/4 (10 votes)
(18:54:13) HistoricToast: wish i had an emoticon
(18:54:47) DrInvertigone: They're called emoticons? For some reason I thought all these years they were known as "emoctions"
(18:54:55) HistoricToast: so you're an idiot
(18:55:04) TopRogue7: loool
(18:55:23) TopRogue7: i don't have enough faces to palm
(18:55:47) wheatrich: it brought a smile to my face, it's alec's best ever joke
(18:56:16) TopRogue7: would you say it brought a :) to your face?
ID #218
Occurred: Oct 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
MIG144MFI (8:17:47 PM): I sent in my apps to Case W and West Point today
Im Ngamer (8:18:12 PM): watch out Trent! they'll make you do pushups!
COME as u r337 (8:18:27 PM): Jon had to do a lot of pushups.
COME as u r337 (8:18:37 PM): With one of the instructors on his "back"
Im Ngamer (8:19:09 PM): well, sure, but it wasn't so bad for me
Im Ngamer (8:19:16 PM): the instructor had it worse
Im Ngamer (8:19:21 PM): 100 pushins
ID #478
Occurred: 18 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:34 AM
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Rating: 2.682/4 (22 votes)
CieloAzor (8:20:36 PM): oh cool, another chance to use Infil's odds machine
Infil12 (8:20:49 PM): :)
CieloAzor (8:21:09 PM): I might even give him a week of no punches
RyanWhiteGoose (8:20:59 PM): whats the odds machine?
Infil12 (8:21:22 PM): i programmed an odds calculator for QB.
DKK5 (8:21:35 PM): I used the odd machine I found under Infil's bed last night
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