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ID #245
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.879/4 (33 votes)
(10:44:57 PM) aReDDy 0 1 2 3 has entered the room.
aReDDy 0 1 2 3 (10:45:05 PM): :D
CieloAzor (10:47:21 PM): Here areddy?
CieloAzor (10:47:27 PM): Wasn't expecting you til midnight.
ID #412
Occurred: 6 Feb 2007
Submitted: 6 Feb 2007, 6:32 PM
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Rating: 1.240/4 (25 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (9:54:50 PM): QBs jealous of my new computer
CieloAzor (9:57:29 PM): I'm jealous of your style, Blood.
Im Ngamer (10:11:50 PM): I'm jealous of his mad skeeels
ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
ID #553
Occurred: 5 Nov 2011
Submitted: 3 Dec 2011, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.182/4 (11 votes)
(03:38:48) wheatrich: surely ngamer got a kick out of the penn state news
(03:39:53) Im Ngamer: *clicks on* http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7192563/penn-state-nittany-lions-athletic-director-tim-curley-charged-perjury-sex-case
(03:43:12) Im Ngamer: "One accuser, then 12 years old, testified that Coach Sandusky invited him into the locker room and initiated contact with a 'soap battle' in the shower that led to multiple instances of involuntary sexual intercourse, the grand jury report said."
(03:43:28) Im Ngamer: this is absurd, you can't even soap battle anymore?
(03:43:54) Im Ngamer: this country is getting way too politically correct for my tastes
(03:46:40) Infil12 has entered the room
(03:47:02) Infil12: yeah, have to play justin wong first round of 3rd strike tournament tomorrow, possibly on the stream in front of like 15k people
(03:47:08) Infil12: p excited to be exposed for the fraud that i am
(03:47:10) CieloAzor: haha
(03:47:20) Im Ngamer: omgomg
(03:47:59) Thiradell: wow dude
(04:01:10) Im Ngamer: cool, well I just hope your Wong match is more competitive than the Ngamer/Third soap battle of VA 2011
(04:02:12) Thiradell: lol
(04:02:20) Thiradell: literally can't think of a response to that
(04:02:36) Infil12: have to be up in 6 hours for a 18 hour day of SF, cool
(04:04:37) Infil12: extra hour of sleep for DST will really help me tonight
(04:04:39) Infil12: bye
(04:04:41) Infil12 has left the room
(04:08:47) Im Ngamer: man I'm still cracking up over that soap battle line
(04:08:56) wheatrich: it was a quality line
(04:08:57) Im Ngamer: *wipes tears from eyes*
(04:09:17) Thiradell: still no idea what a soap battle is
(04:09:31) Im Ngamer: scroll up!
(04:11:08) Thiradell: I'm outraged beyond reckoning!
(04:11:46) Im Ngamer: face it, you'd be a heavy underdog in any Ng soap battle
(04:11:53) Im Ngamer: experience has to count for something
(04:11:55) CieloAzor: heh
(04:11:57) Thiradell: lol
(04:12:04) Thiradell: I openly admit that to be the case
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #363
Occurred: 29 Jun 2006
Submitted: 29 Jun 2006, 10:12 AM
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Rating: 2.815/4 (27 votes)
Neo26988 (10:12:04): Ok, first things first, you don't mind doing it with me, right?
COME as u r337 (10:12:21): Well, it's your first time, so it's best that I'm there.
ID #577
Occurred: 7 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (6 votes)
*Alec enters all excited after a baseball playoff game went 18 innings*

(12:08:43 AM) DrInvertigone has entered the room.
DrInvertigone (12:09:05 AM): Clayton Kershaw is honey and the Cardinals are bees. Zack Greinke is garlic and the Cardinals are vampires.
DrInvertigone (12:12:47 AM): I swear on my life Detroit's hitting is there, the starting pitching is there. But my oh my if the Tigers sat down and played Werewolf in the clubhouse the whole bullpen would be lynched on Day One.
isthatagoodt (12:10:09 AM): how did you handle 2 games at once going on for 6 innings
DrInvertigone (12:10:17 AM): I didn't.
DrInvertigone (12:10:23 AM): I don't have the splitscreen luxury.
DrInvertigone (12:10:30 AM): I watched all 18 innings of the Giants/Nats game.
DKK5 (12:48:02 AM): How is Alec still awake
DrInvertigone (12:49:00 AM): This thing, called Baseball. I just, can handle it. I am ready. Crazy Little Thing Called Baseball. And that, Mr. Kovaz, is why I'm still up.
Infilament (1:02:18 AM): what do you mean, "don't have the splitscreen luxury"
Infilament (1:02:21 AM): watch one of the games on your computer
Infilament (1:03:53 AM): we gotta teach you how to multitask, Al
DrInvertigone (1:04:15 AM): I'm breathing and typing at the same time. That's multitasking right there.
Infilament (1:04:45 AM): well, let's level you up to post-toddler multitasking next time
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