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ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #63
Occurred: Jan 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.719/4 (32 votes)
COME as u r337 (10:10:28 AM): you should've put "making up weaknesses" as a weakness
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:36 AM): well yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:42 AM): that's the perennial favourite
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:47 AM): "name three of your weaknesses"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:52 AM): "1. filling in forms"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:56 AM): "2. ...................."
Stickmansam 1024 (10:11:00 AM): "3. ...................."
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.207/4 (29 votes)
CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #91
Occurred: 15 Aug 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.156/4 (32 votes)
Neo1337 (12:24:51 AM): I'm up because I'm too angry to sleep.
Im Ngamer (12:25:45 AM): oh yeah, I hear you on that one
Im Ngamer (12:25:58 AM): how's Mario under 82%?
Im Ngamer (12:26:02 AM): RAGE!
Neo1337 (12:26:11 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:26:16 AM): oh, don't worry though
Im Ngamer (12:26:21 AM): he's on his way up now
Neo1337 (12:26:53 AM): arrggg
Neo1337 (12:26:55 AM): *punches wall*
Neo1337 (12:27:02 AM): I don't CARE about GameFAQs, alright?
Neo1337 (12:27:03 AM): SHEESH!
Im Ngamer (12:27:37 AM): man, what a sour attitude! I just told you
Im Ngamer (12:27:43 AM): Mario's going to finish just fine
Neo1337 (12:27:52 AM): OMG, do I look like I care?
Im Ngamer (12:27:56 AM): just wait till this day vote plays out at least, alright?
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
(19:20:52) GoldenJ007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJ007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #425
Occurred: 6 May 2007
Submitted: 7 May 2007, 12:03 AM
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Rating: 0.333/4 (24 votes)
AlecBoy006 (5:27:02 PM): I'm watching Blue Collar.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:09 PM): You Might be a redneck is funny.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:15 PM): I got my own.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:43 PM): If you think genius is one percent insperation, one percent persperation, ninety-eight percent drinking- you might be a red neck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:38 PM): If you think there are urinals on uranus, you might be a redneck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:54 PM): If you go to conecentration camp, you might be a red nek.
AlecBoy006 (5:36:29 PM): If you had to pay to see a ballet performance when no one you know is in, you might be a red neck.
ID #348
Occurred: Jun 07 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.310/4 (29 votes)
[20:06] octoinky: steve working nights again?
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: if being with din mor is work, then yes
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: :-P
[20:07] octoinky: my mother is dead
[20:07] octoinky: she died before I was born, I never got to meet her
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: geez, way to ruin it :(
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: wait..
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: before?
[20:07] octoinky: LOL
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: =-O
[20:07] failurewarningV1: pwned
ID #173
Occurred: 20 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo1337: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo1337: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo1337: Or...at any other time for that matter.
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