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ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #594
Occurred: 19 Jan 2016
Submitted: 20 Jan 2016, 12:56 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (3 votes)
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(00:45:38) GoldenJimbo007: I prob wouldn't use the faster internet much
(00:45:39) Thiradell: what Internet do you have right now
(00:45:47) GoldenJimbo007: 20 down 1 up avg
(00:47:12) Thiradell: must take awhile to upload those killer GE PR videos
(00:47:52) ngameratwork: you like growing your twitch fanbase and having an active channel and chatting with your friends there but you're currently locked into only playing games from 1997
(00:47:58) ngameratwork: upgrade and break the chains
(00:48:05) Thiradell: ^this is very true, Jim
(00:48:08) Thiradell: you should play a different game
(00:48:18) Infilament: you could play Rocket League on stream if you had better net
(00:48:55) GoldenJimbo007: Pay higher fee to use the HOV lane on the internet, basically
(00:49:00) GoldenJimbo007: Kinda bs but hey
(00:49:07) Infilament: well, it's either that or start your own ISP
(00:49:11) Thiradell: the Internet is still a market lol
(00:49:15) Thiradell: the better providers charge more
(00:49:40) Infilament: it's actually closer to paying a higher fee to own a corvette instead of a pinto
(00:49:41) ngameratwork: more like paying more to travel by sports car instead of moped on a highway
(00:49:49) Thiradell: lol
(00:49:51) Infilament: dang, beat ng like a rented mule there
(00:50:10) GoldenJimbo007: wow
ID #433
Occurred: 28 Jun 2007
Submitted: 27 Jun 2007, 7:55 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (27 votes)
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octoinky (7:38:40 PM): lamest WR ever - mariokart level shortcut has 0.00
HistoricToast (7:38:46 PM): sounds lame
octoinky (7:38:50 PM): it was glitched
HistoricToast (7:38:55 PM): din mor was glitched
Rshepherd1000 (7:39:00 PM): your nonsense is making the chat lag bloode
HistoricToast (7:39:07 PM): din mor lagged
HistoricToast (7:39:19 PM): either or that or she came so hard that time itself slowed down
ID #483
Occurred: 18 Apr 2008
Submitted: 18 Apr 2008, 10:59 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: I have some weird sharp pain in my anus
[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: this is bizarre
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: Neo's been telling you to take that stick out for years
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: maybe you should finally listen to him
[21:15] DKK5: Yeah, sounds like an active stick deep in Goose's zone
[21:16] DKK5: You really need better gap control there, Goose
ID #206
Occurred: Oct 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
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Neo26988 (3:17:51 PM): Holy shit this Breaka is good.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:04 PM): Your mum was good last night
Neo26988 (3:18:25 PM): She was clearly here at home.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:44 PM): How do you know I wasn't?
Neo26988 (3:19:03 PM): You don't leave the house.
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #346
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.923/4 (26 votes)
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StvnHaley (1:07:17 AM): integrals are about the hardest thing we are doing this year
octoinky (1:07:37 AM): we did some pretty monster integrals a while back
CieloAzor (1:07:59 AM): Me and indefinite integrals are like BloodE and girls.
CieloAzor (1:08:05 AM): I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
ID #516
Occurred: 11 Dec 2009
Submitted: 11 Dec 2009, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.706/4 (17 votes)
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[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJimbo007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape
ID #357
Occurred: 18 Jun 2006
Submitted: 18 Jun 2006, 12:26 AM
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Rating: 2.967/4 (30 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (11:54:53 PM): I played defensive end in HS football >_<
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:16 PM): I was QB
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:20 PM): man, I got so much pussy
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with it all
Blueline Goddess (11:55:46 PM): and that's why you're still a virgin!
ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
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