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ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
ID #197
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo26988: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #87
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
ID #25
Occurred: Mar 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.469/4 (32 votes)
Im Ngamer (4:43:11 PM): morning Merc
PDMercenary (4:45:24 PM): :)
PDMercenary (4:45:26 PM): morning
PDMercenary (4:45:42 PM): i grew a penis today
PDMercenary (4:45:46 PM): funnily enough
(4:46:44 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has entered the room.
(4:46:47 PM) PDMercenary has left the room.
AnAreaHomosexual (4:46:50 PM): not much of one
(4:46:51 PM) PDMercenary has entered the room.
(4:46:55 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has left the room.
Im Ngamer (4:47:22 PM): ...
PDMercenary (4:47:55 PM): ?
Im Ngamer (4:48:01 PM): oh, nothing
ID #567
Occurred: 16 Dec 2012
Submitted: 16 Dec 2012, 10:01 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (10 votes)
(21:38:26) DrInvertigone: What's going on with the game? I am taping Ashley and JP's wedding in my room.
(21:38:40) GoldenJimbo007: You really just admitted that huh
(21:38:46) GoldenJimbo007: 49ers 14, Patriots 3
(21:39:16) wheatrich: alec showing us his feminine side
(21:39:38) DrInvertigone: I don't do reality TV except I just like The Bachelor for some reason.
(21:41:03) Infil1212: who the HECK is ashley and JP?
(21:41:21) DrInvertigone: It was the Bachelorette. Season 7.
(21:42:33) DrInvertigone: I would love to have my own season as The Bachelor.
(21:42:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:43:05) CieloAzor: I have a feeling America would love it as well
(21:44:33) DrInvertigone: I have many dates planned in mind if I was the Bachelor.
(21:45:02) Infil1212: french revolution-themed?
(21:46:02) Thiradell: like what, Al?
(21:46:13) DrInvertigone: Well. I want to go to San Antonio to visit the LBJ Library and his grave. I want to go to both the Baseball and Football Hall of Fame. I want to go to a taping of Jeopardy and once I am down to my final 6, I want to do a game of Mastermind with them. 2 minutes of their specialist subject, 2 and a half minutes to test their general knowledge.
(21:46:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:56) Infil1212: post of the year
ID #100
Occurred: Oct 11 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.107/4 (28 votes)
Notice Date: 10/11/2003 11:37:37 PM

A user at IP address logged into your account with the correct password at 10/11/2003 11:39:06 PM, but was rejected due to your security settings. If this was not you, then your account has been compromised and you should immediately change your password.

This e-mail is to let you know that the private e-mail address for the
account neofromaustralia has been changed to sgbryze@bsu.edu

If you did not authorize this change, you have the ability to suspend the
account to prevent it from being used.


Neo26988: ooh, ooh, can I suspend the account with a lockdown code!
Neo26988: that sounds really fun!
comeasur337: no
comeasur337: you dont wanna do that
ID #499
Occurred: 12 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 1.650/4 (20 votes)
11:26:14 PM *** CieloAzor has joined the chat.
11:26:54 PM SupaOdin: well look what the cat dragged in
11:27:00 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Haha it's Queer Blazer
11:27:50 PM CieloAzor: my blazer is quite stylish, thank you very much
11:28:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: If you are wearing a blazer right now
11:28:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Put on a pair of mittens
11:28:40 PM dkk5: It's not a jacket, it's a duster
11:28:46 PM IsThatAGoodThing: (Then you'll be wearing the same outfit as me!)
11:28:57 PM CieloAzor: what an odd pairing
11:29:20 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Yeah, I am willing to bet it has NEVER been done in the history of The-Elite
11:29:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Two people sitting at their computer wearing a blazer and mittens
11:29:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: And typing back and forth
11:29:35 PM CieloAzor: lol
11:29:58 PM CieloAzor: I'm not sure I own mittens
ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
ID #284
Occurred: Mar 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:02:37 AM): more on this later
*an hour goes by*
holycatholique (2:06:46 AM): hour!
holycatholique (2:06:49 AM): be more funny!
CieloAzor (2:07:45 AM): We can't be funny if we aren't talking.
CieloAzor (2:08:35 AM): Then again, I guess mimes make a living at it.
CieloAzor (2:11:22 AM): Watch my miming skills, wiff.
Im Ngamer (2:11:47 AM): haha! are you in a glass box?
CieloAzor (2:16:27 AM): Whew, done.
CieloAzor (2:16:36 AM): That was the most tiring 5 minutes of miming ever.
CieloAzor (2:16:40 AM): Hope you enjoyed it, wiff.
holycatholique (2:17:56 AM): excellent
CieloAzor (2:17:24 AM): Looks like Jon got a chuckle out of my glass box routine.
CieloAzor (2:18:09 AM): I've been working on it for weeks, so the appreciation is appreciated.
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