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ID #193
Occurred: Sep 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.320/4 (25 votes)
(23:58:26) Neo26988: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo26988: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo26988: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #335
Occurred: May 25 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.286/4 (28 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (7:45:55 PM): wtf
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:51 PM): it looks like alecboy got the idea of the boards finally
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:59 PM): only took him 10 days
COME as u r337 (7:47:17 PM): Now how long until you do?
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (12 votes)
Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #250
Occurred: Dec 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.118/4 (34 votes)
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:02 PM): i sent your sister a friend request
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:05 PM): she better accept it
Im Ngamer (5:18:59 PM):
jon this guy named greg woll has listed me as his friend and he goes to ohio northern and i was trying to figure out how i know him or something and i see that you are the only friend i have in common with him so i am wondering who he is and why he is trying to list me as his friend
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:47 PM): haha pwned
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:52 PM): i'm pwning the whole barber family
Im Ngamer (6:21:44 PM): you've gone too far Woll, TOO FAR
Im Ngamer (6:22:00 PM): now I'm going to have to facebook friend your sister
GoldenGreg007 (8:09:25 PM): my sister isn't on facebook
GoldenGreg007 (8:10:41 PM): she already graduated before facebook even started
Im Ngamer (8:11:35 PM): hmm... we'll have to start over then
Im Ngamer (8:11:54 PM): how long is the drive to Ohio? about 7 hours?
Im Ngamer (8:12:27 PM): I'll get you a new sister in 9 months, 7 hours
GoldenGreg007 (8:13:17 PM): i'd like to see you try
Im Ngamer (8:13:47 PM): fine, I'll bring the video camera
ID #449
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.458/4 (24 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (11:53:58 PM): so Ive been considering joining LL
COME as u r3 7 (11:55:21 PM): you can't just JOIN LL, Goose.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:27 PM): I mean Lava Life
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:31 PM): not Lue Links
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:34 PM): Im not some sort of loser lol
ID #512
Occurred: 4 Aug 2009
Submitted: 5 Aug 2009, 1:00 AM
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Rating: 3.556/4 (18 votes)
(in the middle of a KotH that Alec thinks he knows but has scored 0 points for)
Im Ngamer (11:23:32 PM): #8.
Im Ngamer (11:23:52 PM): Rank These Quarterbacks by Highest TD to Interception Ratio, Lifetime
Im Ngamer (11:23:56 PM): A. Bart Starr
Im Ngamer (11:24:00 PM): B. John Elway
Im Ngamer (11:24:06 PM): C. Brett Favre
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:14 PM): Easy as pie
Im Ngamer (11:24:36 PM): 10 seconds!
AlecBoy006 (11:24:38 PM): I know who is lowest
COME as u r337 (11:24:41 PM): Jimbo has said every one of these is easy
COME as u r337 (11:24:43 PM): and he has 0 points
SupaOdin (11:24:49 PM): lol come
Im Ngamer (11:24:58 PM): TIME!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:58 PM): Favre is highest, Starr is lowest, based on logic, Elway is in the middle!
Thiradell (11:25:05 PM): How is Favre highest?
Im Ngamer (11:25:06 PM): correct answer is...
Im Ngamer (11:25:10 PM): Brett Favre (.599, 464-310) > John Elway (.570, 300-226) > Bart Starr (.524, 152-138)
AlecBoy006 (11:25:14 PM): SCORE!
Redsrule3500 (11:25:27 PM): YAY!
AlecBoy006 (11:25:38 PM): It's easy to have Bart Starr as the lowest when he has never thrown 20 touchdowns in a season
Im Ngamer (11:25:56 PM): Mgay, Jim, Reds score points!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:02 PM): Alec didn't?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:03 PM): heh
Thiradell (11:26:07 PM): And Corey?
AlecBoy006 (11:26:08 PM): WAIT
AlecBoy006 (11:26:21 PM): I have been sending to THIRADELL INSTEAD OF NGAMER ALL THIS TIME???
AlecBoy006 (11:26:22 PM): OMG!!!!!!
Thiradell (11:26:27 PM): looool
SupaOdin (11:26:27 PM): n00b
Regular Mg (11:26:30 PM): ahahahaha
Thiradell (11:26:34 PM): I thought you were telling me your guesses for fun!
AlecBoy006 (11:26:34 PM): I HAD THAT ONE
COME as u r337 (11:26:34 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:35 PM): lol...
ID #197
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo26988: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #415
Occurred: 1 Mar 2007
Submitted: 1 Mar 2007, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 2.154/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (7:41:23 PM): back!
Im Ngamer (7:41:34 PM): good news Elite!
Im Ngamer (7:41:40 PM): just downloaded...
Im Ngamer (7:41:50 PM): Super Mario World!
Im Ngamer (7:41:57 PM): *fists BloodE in success*
CieloAzor (7:42:37 PM): Oh man.
CieloAzor (7:42:44 PM): Poor Blood.
ID #528
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 11 Jun 2010, 4:49 PM
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Rating: 2.133/4 (15 votes)
AlecBoy006 (3:37:00 PM): Area 51 looks confusing
AlecBoy006 (3:37:08 PM): I am watching a vid on youtube right now
l Am Dreamz (3:37:33 PM): reading alec's chat is like reading the most boring twitter account ever
AlecBoy006 (3:37:46 PM): I have a feeling you're gay for me.
AlecBoy006 (3:37:53 PM): I just have this feeling inside
Thiradell (3:38:31 PM): what
AlecBoy006 (3:38:55 PM): My explanation behind this reasoning is you never say anything kind about me, ever. Even if I am not directly talking to you. Many people try to hide their crushes by being mean to them.
l Am Dreamz (3:38:58 PM): i would be if you had anything resembling male genatalia
AlecBoy006 (3:39:13 PM): My penis, for one.
Thiradell (3:39:15 PM): lolol
Thiradell (3:39:27 PM): this cannot be happening
pylemire (3:39:28 PM): welp!
pylemire (3:39:40 PM): I have to leave unfortunately!
AlecBoy006 (3:39:31 PM): Of course you vehemently deny this, but I'm not expecting any different.
l Am Dreamz (3:39:46 PM): don't think i've denied it thus far
l Am Dreamz (3:39:54 PM): i want to fuck you roughly in the night, Alec
AlecBoy006 (3:40:11 PM): I wasn't expecting you to admit it!
AlecBoy006 (3:40:13 PM): You sick fuck
Thiradell (3:40:22 PM): Durk, that's nasty
l Am Dreamz (3:40:54 PM): i couldn't contain my attraction to you any longer
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