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ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJimbo007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #582
Occurred: 28 Oct 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:01 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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TopRogue7 (7:43:45 PM): seems like you kicked your depression right off
TopRogue7 (7:43:50 PM): to what do you attribute your success
DrInvertigone (7:44:11 PM): Well I did go on a date Saturday night and a date with someone else Sunday morning and both are open to seeing me again.
Thiradell (7:45:03 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:45:09 PM): sounds like a predicament
DrInvertigone (7:45:22 PM): The kind I'd like to have, for a change.
DrInvertigone (7:45:49 PM): Well I have one I'm more interested in than the other.
TopRogue7 (7:46:24 PM): whys that
DrInvertigone (7:46:38 PM): Connection, personality. Bonding.
DrInvertigone (7:50:34 PM): Well I told them both I'd like to see them again and both suggested Saturday night.
Thiradell (7:51:26 PM): what do you plan to do, Al
DrInvertigone (7:52:31 PM): See what they're both doing. Nothing is set in stone yet. I felt stronger about the second one. I've kissed both of them. The first one on the cheek. The second on the hand. I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak.
Thiradell (7:54:56 PM): say they're both avail Saturday night
Thiradell (7:55:36 PM): what then
DrInvertigone (7:55:50 PM): Try to see if I can take the other one out Sunday.
Thiradell (7:56:04 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:56:29 PM): didn't know you were a polygamist
DrInvertigone (7:56:58 PM): I'm not. But I'm also trying to see who may be the better fit and if I can be able to finally do the unthinkable.
ngameratwork (7:57:42 PM): what are we not allowed to Think about in this context?
Thiradell (7:57:55 PM): the revival of Lord Voldemort
(8:17:46 PM) DrInvertigone has left the room.

(21:35:44) BluelineGoddess: unthinkable is sex obv
(21:35:54) BluelineGoddess: penis in cooter
(21:36:15) TopRogue7: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak."
(21:36:25) TopRogue7: so to speak, i wonder what he REALLY means
(21:37:09) Thiradell: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak" could be sold on the market for thousands of dollars
(21:37:16) Thiradell: golden line
(21:37:22) BluelineGoddess: he's painfully awkward Rob Lowe
(21:37:25) TopRogue7: I've also paired up with them penis in cooter, so to speak.
(21:37:29) Thiradell: lol
ID #335
Occurred: May 25 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.286/4 (28 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (7:45:55 PM): wtf
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:51 PM): it looks like alecboy got the idea of the boards finally
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:59 PM): only took him 10 days
COME as u r337 (7:47:17 PM): Now how long until you do?
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJimbo007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJimbo007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #65
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
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Rshepherd1000 (5:13:01 PM): night
(5:13:03 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:06 PM): lol shep
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:16 PM): I think it was like 3 words and 4 emoticons today
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #390
Occurred: 26 Sep 2006
Submitted: 25 Sep 2006, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 2.125/4 (24 votes)
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Cyber1166 (00:04:26): 12. Zelda - Blood
Cyber1166 (00:04:30): 13. Link - Lark
Cyber1166 (00:04:47): 14. Young Link - Vick
Cyber1166 (00:05:04): 15. Pikachu - Shep
Cyber1166 (00:05:16): 16. Jigglypuff - PDO
Cyber1166 (00:05:32): 17. Bond - Marth
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:36): 17?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:05:39): 17?
Cyber1166 (00:05:43): uh oh! one too many characters!
Cyber1166 (00:05:48): we'll have to have a playin!
Rshepherd1000 (00:05:51): playin between bloode and bond!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:59): nope!
Cyber1166 (00:06:01): QB, roll 1 17 sided die
Cyber1166 (00:06:07): the number picked will be in the playin
OnlineHost (00:06:14): CieloAzor rolled 1 17-sided die: 12
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:17): yay
Cyber1166 (00:06:18): 12!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:18): fucking
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:19): CUNT
CieloAzor (00:06:24): haha
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:24): what the fuck are the chances?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:24): hahaha
CieloAzor (00:06:25): ownt
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:26): I mean really
Cyber1166 (00:06:26): it's Zelda/Blood!
ID #567
Occurred: 16 Dec 2012
Submitted: 16 Dec 2012, 10:01 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (10 votes)
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(21:38:26) DrInvertigone: What's going on with the game? I am taping Ashley and JP's wedding in my room.
(21:38:40) GoldenJimbo007: You really just admitted that huh
(21:38:46) GoldenJimbo007: 49ers 14, Patriots 3
(21:39:16) wheatrich: alec showing us his feminine side
(21:39:38) DrInvertigone: I don't do reality TV except I just like The Bachelor for some reason.
(21:41:03) Infil1212: who the HECK is ashley and JP?
(21:41:21) DrInvertigone: It was the Bachelorette. Season 7.
(21:42:33) DrInvertigone: I would love to have my own season as The Bachelor.
(21:42:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:43:05) CieloAzor: I have a feeling America would love it as well
(21:44:33) DrInvertigone: I have many dates planned in mind if I was the Bachelor.
(21:45:02) Infil1212: french revolution-themed?
(21:46:02) Thiradell: like what, Al?
(21:46:13) DrInvertigone: Well. I want to go to San Antonio to visit the LBJ Library and his grave. I want to go to both the Baseball and Football Hall of Fame. I want to go to a taping of Jeopardy and once I am down to my final 6, I want to do a game of Mastermind with them. 2 minutes of their specialist subject, 2 and a half minutes to test their general knowledge.
(21:46:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:56) Infil1212: post of the year
ID #285
Occurred: Mar 10 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:16:04 PM): Seen that site that sells pens?
CieloAzor (5:16:08 PM): Pen Island
CieloAzor (5:16:13 PM): Aka Penis Land
Im Ngamer (5:16:22 PM): dang it Q! that was implied
CieloAzor (5:16:35 PM): YOU'RE IMPLIED!
Im Ngamer (5:17:07 PM): no, my imp only tells the truth
Im Ngamer (5:17:12 PM): I raised him right
ID #171
Occurred: Aug 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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[11:13] *** OLLE boll e007 has joined the chat.
[11:18] AdmiralSMIT: FAG
[11:19] i337O: GAF!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AGF!
[11:19] AdmiralSMIT: FGA
[11:19] failurewarningV1: GFA!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AFG
[11:20] YourElitenessPD: Man, OB got pwned hardcore
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