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ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (3 votes)
(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
ID #450
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:58 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
(A jury ordered an anti-gay Kansas church to pay $10.9 million in damages to relatives of a U.S. Marine who died in Iraq after church members cheered his death at his funeral.)
octoinky (11:52:06 PM): hell, I'd cheer if those fuckheads died
NathanStinson (11:52:17 PM): why? its all because of the gays, octo!@
NathanStinson (11:52:22 PM): you should cheer THEIR deaths!
NathanStinson (11:52:23 PM): :)
octoinky (11:52:30 PM): I meant the churches, and I was joking haha
(11:52:32 PM) RyanWhiteGoose has entered the room.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:52:33 PM): lol im gay
octoinky (11:52:43 PM): how fittingly timed
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #524
Occurred: 5 May 2010
Submitted: 5 May 2010, 3:04 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (15 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:26:47 AM): Third, ready to play The Game?
Thiradell (1:27:06 AM): sure
Im Ngamer (1:28:07 AM): okay, the game is called "Is That A Sin?"
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): I'll give you a set of circumstances
Im Ngamer (1:28:23 AM): and you tell me if it would be a sin or not
Thiradell (1:28:24 AM): cool
Thiradell (1:28:25 AM): sounds fun
Im Ngamer (1:59:58 AM): * vaginal sex, but you're the last two people on earth and there's no pastor to marry you and you're married in your own mind
Thiradell (2:00:14 AM): that's fine
Im Ngamer (2:02:49 AM): * anal sex, but you're on a deserted island for 5 years and married in your own mind. (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): lol
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): a sin
Thiradell (2:03:01 AM): (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:03:05 AM): (you know)
Thiradell (2:03:08 AM): (changes things a little bit)
Im Ngamer (2:03:11 AM): * what if he shouted "no homo" after each thrust
SupaOdin (2:03:16 AM): lololo
Thiradell (2:03:17 AM): ahaha
CieloAzor (2:03:18 AM): hahaha
Scott (2:03:21 AM): LOOOOOL
Infil12 (2:03:22 AM): lewl
Thiradell (2:03:30 AM): in that case, I can't see a problem with it
ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius
ID #153
Occurred: Jul 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.552/4 (29 votes)
(18:09:51) Stickmansam 1024: How could I not be in the scopinfo contest?
(18:09:59) Stickmansam 1024: I played TS2 once, a long time ago
(18:10:05) Fabien "Wabs" Malavel: mostly astrolander ;-)
(18:10:03) Stickmansam 1024: OH MAN I SOLD TS2
(18:10:10) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I CAN NEVER PLAY ASTROLANDER AGAIN
(18:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(18:10:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: see Sam?
(18:10:23) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: told you you'd regret it
(18:10:25) Stickmansam 1024: THAT'S WHY I WAS KEEPING IT
(18:10:29) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I REMEMBER
(18:10:32) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: haha
(18:10:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: always comes back to bite you
(18:10:48) Stickmansam 1024: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurses
(18:11:16) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: quick, go buy it back for twice as much as you sold it for!
(18:11:20) Stickmansam 1024: hell no
(18:11:46) Stickmansam 1024: Mental note, never sell videogames ever again
ID #132
Occurred: Jul 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
YourElitenessPD (12:03:06 AM): Cyberscore PD skin update!
YourElitenessPD (12:03:11 AM): My help button is finished!
NgamerAtWork (12:07:36 AM): this skin shall own all other skins!
NgamerAtWork (12:08:46 AM): as part of the skin, are you able to change layout options? such as, moving Community to the bottom, or whatnot
YourElitenessPD (12:08:57 AM): Yeah, I can change anything
NgamerAtWork (12:10:44 AM): is there any way to change how cyberscore is in the midst of a hopeless proof situation, which will collapse in upon the site whenever it tries to expand?
YourElitenessPD (12:11:06 AM): Umm
YourElitenessPD (12:11:18 AM): Not by skinning, no
YourElitenessPD (12:11:28 AM): Unless I make all the scores the same colour as the background
ID #442
Occurred: 20 Aug 2007
Submitted: 19 Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
Neo26988 (1:19:07 AM): I just finished watching Final Destination
Neo26988 (1:19:09 AM): What a total mindfuck
Im Ngamer (1:20:26 AM): it's not that complicated...
Neo26988 (1:19:58 AM): Wha-?
Im Ngamer (1:20:33 AM): at least compared to Peach's Castle
Neo26988 (1:19:59 AM): No, no
Neo26988 (1:20:05 AM): It wasn't complicated at all
Neo26988 (1:20:12 AM): Sort of... annoying in one way
Im Ngamer (1:20:51 AM): I'll say, not even any platforms
Neo26988 (1:20:20 AM): A few bits were surprising, until I realised what was going on
Neo26988 (1:20:26 AM): Oh wait a second
Neo26988 (1:20:29 AM): Oh you!
Im Ngamer (1:21:07 AM): oh hoho!
ID #85
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
Go be gay somewhere else, preferably a coffin.
~ Come
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
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