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ID #203
Occurred: 23 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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Neo1337 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #587
Occurred: 15 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:09 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec watches two hours of soap operas every afternoon*

(21:09:47) DrInvertigone has entered the room
(21:09:54) DrInvertigone: This Bachelor finale has been underwhelming.
(21:10:56) ngonhislaptop: well if General Hospital and The Bachelor don't meet your standards today at least you can still watch your True Blood DVDs later
(21:11:09) DrInvertigone: GH was great today.
(21:12:02) DrInvertigone: I know the main storyline now is the Sonny custody battle.
(21:12:16) DrInvertigone: I was waiting for Michael to change Avery's last name to Quartermaine.
(21:12:36) DrInvertigone: But decided he would call her AJ instead. Brilliant way to get back at Sonny to end today's episode.
(21:12:55) ngonhislaptop: quite the cunning fox, that one
(21:14:12) DrInvertigone: I do wonder if there's a way to cure Ava's cancer. I don't really care for the Spinelli/Nathan/Maxie love triangle. Franco and Nina continue to win me over. I know I'd like to see more. Hopefully they can reveal soon that Jake is Jason.
(21:14:33) DrInvertigone: Nothing worse than dragging out a long, dramatic storyline and making it underwhelming.
(21:15:00) DrInvertigone: The whole Luke storyline if he was being impersonated turned out to be Luke just going crazy. Didn't care for that.
(21:15:48) ngonhislaptop: wait, Jake is Jason? are you 100% on that, I could have sworn...
(21:15:57) DrInvertigone: Yes, Jake is Jason.
(21:16:03) DrInvertigone: Helena even told Jake he was Jason.
(21:16:08) DrInvertigone: But Jake couldn't remember who he was.
(21:16:20) DrInvertigone: And now Nick knows Jake is Jason but hasn't told Sam.
(21:17:23) Thiradell: pretty unfair to Sam
(21:17:58) Infil1212: yeah, sam's getting the raw deal here
(21:18:08) DrInvertigone: Well, Tyler, Jason and Sam are married and do have a kid together. Sam has visited Jake in the hospital with neither one of them knowing who Jake really is.
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
ID #36
Occurred: Jan 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:05:29 AM): FW, great attempt though! you were right in the running today
Im Ngamer (3:05:48 AM): were in the final 3, along with kat's comment on kingpin
Im Ngamer (3:06:00 AM): I liked them all, so someone else made the final decision
katslover42 (3:06:20 AM): Damn you, YE.
katslover42 (3:06:25 AM): I could have been two ahead of Come.
failurewarningV1 (3:06:39 AM): *shakes fist*
katslover42 (3:07:12 AM): *slides dick into FW's fist...sneakily*
ID #306
Occurred: Apr 05 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.241/4 (29 votes)
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NathanStinson (22:47:25): nero...on!
NathanStinson (22:47:34): im going to...church!
NathanStinson (22:47:37): will be back later
BloodE of Sorrow (22:47:46): he's burning cds while going to church?
BloodE of Sorrow (22:48:08): its the devils work
CieloAzor (22:48:12): You're stealing WHILE churching?
CieloAzor (22:48:16): That's awful, Nate.
Im Ngamer (22:48:45): you might as well be stealing from church
NathanStinson (22:48:52): not stealing anything
NathanStinson (22:48:54): free music
Im Ngamer (22:49:03): yeah... free to YOU
Im Ngamer (22:49:09): until you're caught
Regular Civilian (22:49:09): You might as well just steal the church itself.
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:29): yeah, steal from the collection plate
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:35): and don't forget that bread and wine
CieloAzor (22:49:46): Bring me back a bible.
Im Ngamer (22:50:07): bring Blood back an altarboy
BloodE of Sorrow (22:50:17): >_<
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #349
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
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Larkin375 (7:31:00 PM): raise your hand if your from the states!
NathanStinson (7:31:05 PM): *hand*
NathanStinson (7:31:14 PM): if states = american 50
octoinky (7:31:14 PM): im too fat to raise my hand
octoinky (7:31:20 PM): I guess that means im from USA
ID #402
Occurred: 5 Dec 2006
Submitted: 5 Dec 2006, 4:28 AM
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Rating: 2.654/4 (26 votes)
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FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted
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