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(9:33:55 PM) GoldenJ007: I've come to an absolutely horrible revelation about my relationship with Rachel
(9:34:12 PM) Im Ngamer: it's going to last another year?

(22:17:42) ngonhislaptop: alright Jim consider me IN at the $120 price point for this Patriots @ Packers game if you can lock in a no-Ritch weekend
(22:18:05) ngonhislaptop: anything higher price than that will need to be reconfirmed, and any Ritch voids the contract
(22:18:48) Thiradell: Ng tells it like it is
(22:21:39) pylemire: ngsuperleg sure knows what he wants!
(22:26:29) DKK5: who controls speed run jon?
(22:26:59) Infilament: ngamer, will you ever spend a full day with ritch
(22:27:05) Infilament: under any circumstances, ever, in your lifetime
(22:28:27) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I guess for a million dollars I would, if it happened 70 years from now and I was deaf and blind
(22:28:44) GoldenJ007: Guess I won't waste the money on an Ngamer wedding invite
(22:30:13) Infilament: what about if you, jimbo, wiff, me, youse, DK, third, and 12 other eliters all went to a football game at lambeau together
(22:30:17) Infilament: BUT ritch also came along
(22:30:34) Infilament: would that be a dealbreaker for you
(22:30:42) Infilament: we would make sure she sat on the opposite end of the row from you
(22:31:03) ngonhislaptop: hmm... I'd go if she took her own car and sat on the other side of the stadium and didn't hang with us before or after
(22:31:13) DKK5: lol
(22:32:11) Infilament: no, she would come in one of the same vehicles we take
(22:33:47) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I'd be willing to drive her if she rode in the trunk and I was already in the stadium before Jim opened it
(22:33:55) Thiradell: lol

Vote of the Day for Jimbo vs Henning

"I can't quite figure out why, but Henning just reminds me of Illu, or any of his European GE counterparts. It's tough to make an impression in a community that consists of levels and numbers being posted. So that's why I'm voting for Jimbo, he just has this down to earth quality, shares things about his life even if they are dull and boring. A real working class American who's all heart and passion, that's how I see Jimbo."

(10:14:01 PM) Infil12: jimbo's more down to earth than most of us in chat, really
(10:14:07 PM) Infil12: since gravity affects him more

(02:38:14) CieloAzor: already got something neat to bring to VA next year
(02:38:23) CieloAzor: Infil's the only one I showed
(02:38:41) Infil1212: kinda excited to see it in action
(02:40:03) Im Ngamer: I don't think I'll be bringing anything surprising to VA this year, except my wife
(02:40:21) CieloAzor: good one
(02:40:34) Infil1212: are you going to bring your own air pump, or use the Weatherton's?
(02:40:46) Im Ngamer: ...

[21:50] GoldenJ007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJ007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJ007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJ007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJ007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape

GoldenJ007: So tonight
GoldenJ007: I had a "blind date"
Infil12: the girl wished she was blind when she saw you?

(20:25:09) GoldenJ007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10

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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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HistoricToast: loool
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
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Rshepherd1000: ~Q~

[10:18 PM] Jimbo: Did you guys play poker last year?
[10:18 PM] Infilament: yes
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Hmm, did anyone keep results of that by chance?
[10:19 PM] Infilament: doubt it
[10:19 PM] ~Ng: QB can tell you the hands from memory
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: QB lost 80 bucks the last time I played with him
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: He's got some work to do
[10:19 PM] Infilament: getting it all in with the best hand repeatedly didn't really help him, sadly
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Never had the best hand iirc
[10:20 PM] Jimbo: Kept running into coolers
[10:20 PM] Infilament: his coolers were having the best hand and losing
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: Too bad Eddie hasn't played in a while
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: The legend of the b2b years with straight flushes
[10:22 PM] Jimbo: idk I still hold the quad sixes thing, TWICE in four hands, as my most-insane-thing-i've-witnessed in poker live
[10:22 PM] Infilament: indeed, the craziest thing i've ever seen in live poker
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Lets be honest though the most insane hand in poker history is probably in the Casino Royale scene where Bond flips the nuts (straight flush)
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Everyone else had a made hand too, crazy
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Dang you watched casino Royale live?
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Crazy
[10:26 PM] wheatrich: lol movie hands
[10:26 PM] Infilament: it was brutal, they played thousands of hours of poker until they got lucky enough with the cards for that scene
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: lol
[10:26 PM] Infilament: but that's the dedication it takes to make a good movie
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: The reactions were authentic

RyanWhiteGoose (2:51:33 PM): Im now going to pour baking soda on my carpet
rshepherd1000 (2:52:45 PM): ...baking soda?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:09 PM): well Shep
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:18 PM): it's called Odor Eliminator by Arm & Hammer
octoinky (2:53:49 PM): WTF did you do, goose, take a dump on your floor?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:24 PM): no Octo
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:32 PM): I've jizzed on my floor approx 2000 times in the past 8 years
octoinky (2:54:52 PM): wtf
PYLemire (2:54:57 PM): tissues? :p
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:24 PM): I hate tissues
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:27 PM): I used to use my garbage bin
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:31 PM): but that got too gross
octoinky (2:55:10 PM): just put a box of.. yeah.. tissues.. on your desk
COME as u r337 (2:56:00 PM): or just get a girl that cant get preggers and you're fine
DKK5 (2:56:40 PM): Goose's age preference has that covered I'd imagine