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Neo is going to renew his passport

[7:12 AM] Jimbo: Speaking of no patience and passports
[7:12 AM] Jimbo: That's the primary reason I never applied for one... Sounds like a stupid process and I don't want to pay the $100
[7:13 AM] Jimbo: Although going to Costa Rica would be p amazing this time of year
[10:34 AM] <isthatagoodthing> Passport application was so easy. We drove to a post office that did photos too, had the whole thing sorted in a few minutes, and got it in the mail a few weeks later.
[1:45 PM] ~Ng: yeah the process wasn't too bad for us when the whole family got them in 2012 (for our UK trip)
[1:56 PM] ~Ng: but this is Jim we're talking so I'm sure something would go wrong, he'd explode at the passport lady, and the end result is a night in jail and 5 years on the No Fly List
[2:27 PM] Infilament: considering the power of owning a passport for a country, i'm not sure the process could be easier for such an important document
[2:28 PM] Infilament: not being able to leave the country without several months notice sounds like not a particularly good idea
[3:23 PM] Thira: The ol’ triple negative
[3:23 PM] Thira: Actually can’t quite parse that one so I’ll just guess
[3:27 PM] Infilament: not owning a non-passport? far from unthinkable!
[3:32 PM] Thira: Lmao

(22:17:42) ngonhislaptop: alright Jim consider me IN at the $120 price point for this Patriots @ Packers game if you can lock in a no-Ritch weekend
(22:18:05) ngonhislaptop: anything higher price than that will need to be reconfirmed, and any Ritch voids the contract
(22:18:48) Thiradell: Ng tells it like it is
(22:21:39) pylemire: ngsuperleg sure knows what he wants!
(22:26:29) DKK5: who controls speed run jon?
(22:26:59) Infilament: ngamer, will you ever spend a full day with ritch
(22:27:05) Infilament: under any circumstances, ever, in your lifetime
(22:28:27) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I guess for a million dollars I would, if it happened 70 years from now and I was deaf and blind
(22:28:44) GoldenJ007: Guess I won't waste the money on an Ngamer wedding invite
(22:30:13) Infilament: what about if you, jimbo, wiff, me, youse, DK, third, and 12 other eliters all went to a football game at lambeau together
(22:30:17) Infilament: BUT ritch also came along
(22:30:34) Infilament: would that be a dealbreaker for you
(22:30:42) Infilament: we would make sure she sat on the opposite end of the row from you
(22:31:03) ngonhislaptop: hmm... I'd go if she took her own car and sat on the other side of the stadium and didn't hang with us before or after
(22:31:13) DKK5: lol
(22:32:11) Infilament: no, she would come in one of the same vehicles we take
(22:33:47) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I'd be willing to drive her if she rode in the trunk and I was already in the stadium before Jim opened it
(22:33:55) Thiradell: lol

*Alec's favorite team the Chicago Blackhawks make the Championship series, but he keeps picking them to lose every game along the way*

(23:26:27) DrInvertigone: I honestly think it'll be Ducks in 3.
(23:26:44) DrInvertigone: Hawks have no chance.
(23:30:59) Infilament: you are literally the worst, alec
(23:31:00) Thiradell: 3?
(23:31:21) DrInvertigone: Yes. Ducks in 3.
(23:31:32) DrInvertigone: Hawks might as well not show up.
(23:32:53) Infilament: how serious are you
(23:33:28) DrInvertigone: Close to 100.
(23:33:39) Infilament: then you can shut the FUCK up
(23:33:49) isthatagoodt: time to block this fool
(23:34:04) DrInvertigone: Actually it's only beginning.
(23:38:10) Infilament: alec i'm legitimately insulted at your hawks pred
(23:38:24) Infilament: you have won 8 games and lost 2
(23:38:35) Infilament: and you have predicted your team would lose every single fucking game
(23:38:36) Thiradell: lol

(00:16:26) GoldenJ007: Corey serious question since I don't follow hockey, what are the Hawk's chances?
(00:16:44) DrInvertigone: Ducks will squash a train through the Hawks.
(00:16:58) GoldenJ007: Squash a train, the hell
(00:16:59) GoldenJ007: lol
(00:16:59) Thiradell: what percentage
(00:17:07) DrInvertigone: 000000000000000.1
(00:17:32) ngonhislaptop: Alec you need to use those 0s on the other side of the dot
(00:17:45) TopRogue7: lol
(00:18:01) DrInvertigone: There is a lot of rampant negativity from Hawks fans. I'm in the same boat.
(00:18:03) TopRogue7: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
(00:18:26) TopRogue7: uh, i don't know a single hawks fan who has anything negative to say about the team
(00:18:39) TopRogue7: other than you who isn't really a hawks fan, but a Skip Bayless level troll
(00:19:17) DrInvertigone: Go on HF - Hockey's Future and look at the Hawks board. Lots of pessimism to be had.
(00:19:51) TopRogue7: so how many alt accounts did they let you make?
(00:19:53) GoldenJ007: You gonna follow the Bears much this season?
(00:20:10) DrInvertigone: Do I look like I have that much time?

[10:18 PM] Jimbo: Did you guys play poker last year?
[10:18 PM] Infilament: yes
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Hmm, did anyone keep results of that by chance?
[10:19 PM] Infilament: doubt it
[10:19 PM] ~Ng: QB can tell you the hands from memory
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: QB lost 80 bucks the last time I played with him
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: He's got some work to do
[10:19 PM] Infilament: getting it all in with the best hand repeatedly didn't really help him, sadly
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Never had the best hand iirc
[10:20 PM] Jimbo: Kept running into coolers
[10:20 PM] Infilament: his coolers were having the best hand and losing
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: Too bad Eddie hasn't played in a while
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: The legend of the b2b years with straight flushes
[10:22 PM] Jimbo: idk I still hold the quad sixes thing, TWICE in four hands, as my most-insane-thing-i've-witnessed in poker live
[10:22 PM] Infilament: indeed, the craziest thing i've ever seen in live poker
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Lets be honest though the most insane hand in poker history is probably in the Casino Royale scene where Bond flips the nuts (straight flush)
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Everyone else had a made hand too, crazy
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Dang you watched casino Royale live?
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Crazy
[10:26 PM] wheatrich: lol movie hands
[10:26 PM] Infilament: it was brutal, they played thousands of hours of poker until they got lucky enough with the cards for that scene
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: lol
[10:26 PM] Infilament: but that's the dedication it takes to make a good movie
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: The reactions were authentic

(9:33:55 PM) GoldenJ007: I've come to an absolutely horrible revelation about my relationship with Rachel
(9:34:12 PM) Im Ngamer: it's going to last another year?

(11:57:16 PM) AlecBoy006: Looks like I clogged the toilet
(12:02:04 AM) AlecBoy006: There is no God
(12:02:16 AM) Thiradell: if there was a God, Corey's toilet would not have clogged
(12:02:46 AM) AlecBoy006: Forget about my toilet being clogged
(12:02:53 AM) AlecBoy006: How about all the other disasters in the world?
(12:03:13 AM) Thiradell: my left rear tire has a slow leak
(12:03:15 AM) Thiradell: I prayed
(12:03:17 AM) Thiradell: nothing
(12:03:29 AM) AlecBoy006: I prayed for a GF and got nothing
(12:03:36 AM) BluelineGoddess: rofl
(12:03:39 AM) Infil12: that's proof there IS a God, alec

(20:25:09) GoldenJ007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10

[21:50] GoldenJ007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJ007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJ007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJ007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJ007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape

(02:38:14) CieloAzor: already got something neat to bring to VA next year
(02:38:23) CieloAzor: Infil's the only one I showed
(02:38:41) Infil1212: kinda excited to see it in action
(02:40:03) Im Ngamer: I don't think I'll be bringing anything surprising to VA this year, except my wife
(02:40:21) CieloAzor: good one
(02:40:34) Infil1212: are you going to bring your own air pump, or use the Weatherton's?
(02:40:46) Im Ngamer: ...

(19:37:07) GoldenJ007: Had another little interesting driving story on the way to work today I'm sure chatters will find entertaining
(19:49:04) GoldenJ007: So every morning when I go to work for 7:00 AM, I encounter a ton of buses, and it gets super irritating
(19:49:12) GoldenJ007: They stop all the time, they drive super slow, etc
(19:49:25) GoldenJ007: So this morning I got stopped behind a bus TWICE, nearly putting me late for work
(19:49:39) GoldenJ007: I thought I had it cleared when it turned right, but nope, one up the road was another bus coming right at me with a group of kids waiting about a block ahead
(19:49:50) GoldenJo007: I race to beat the bus past its "red light, stop sign" point, but to no avail, I'm way short
(19:50:07) GoldenJ007: I eventually said f this, and gunned it past the bus
(19:50:20) GoldenJ007: Bus driver lays on the horn, I flip him off (first instinct), and race off to work
(19:50:30) GoldenJ007: Guess I'll keep my eyes open for a ticket
(19:52:58) ngonhislaptop: you do realize when you try to bird a bus driver you're ACTUALLY birding 25 eight year olds right?

(20:20:33) isthatagoodt: lol you're getting a ticket
(20:20:35) isthatagoodt: have fun being fucked
(20:20:49) isthatagoodt: bus drivers have basically a 100% rate at getting you, i'd know
(20:20:50) GoldenJ007: I'll dispute it
(20:21:31) isthatagoodt: nah there's no disputing it either
(20:22:07) isthatagoodt: i hear about these all the time
(20:23:03) isthatagoodt: my dad is the transportation director for a school so he deals with it several times per year
(20:23:46) isthatagoodt: iowa recently upped the penalties for this too, fine up to $675 and possible jail time for passing a bus with the stop sign out
(20:24:11) isthatagoodt: after a 7 year old girl 1 town over got demolished by a dude in a pickup going 50mph
(20:24:30) COME as u r337: but did the dude flip the driver the bird as he went flying by?
(20:26:36) GoldenJ007: If it's some outrageous ticket I'll prob just ignore it conveniently
(20:26:56) ngonhislaptop: another flawless Jimbo strat, cool cool

(20:31:01) isthatagoodt: you said you were behind the bus
(20:31:27) GoldenJ007: no no I was pissed because I was behind 2 buses already
(20:31:36) GoldenJ007: When that bus turned right, I was in the clear
(20:31:42) GoldenJ007: Except for one in the distance (coming toward me)
(20:31:50) isthatagoodt: oh, then what were you speeding for you idiot
(20:32:12) isthatagoodt: you could have killed a kid for no reason
(20:32:23) COME as u r337: jim i can hear the swat team choppers above your trailer now
(20:34:35) GoldenJ007: Yeah it's always to awful with buses when I work at 7
(20:34:51) COME as u r337: leave 3 minutes earlier?
(20:35:09) GoldenJ007: Would have to be like 7 mins earlier or so
GoldenJ007 has left the room

(22:07:25) Infilament: jim driving story is insane
(22:07:51) Infilament: who guns it past a stopped bus driver because they're upset, then flips the bus driver off lol
(22:08:48) Infilament: the entitlement is insane to me
(22:09:07) ngonhislaptop: he had no choice, it was either risk the lives of children the world over, or wake up 5 minutes earlier